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Major Kong Major Kong OP
Aug 01, 2022 at 03:30 PM ET
Sums it up I rekkin.

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VToncologyNurse
That is why we need to hack Fairfax Co off of VA and give it to DC....
.... to help them have a big enough tax base/population to be considered for statehood. And while we are at it, Mont. CO and PG Co. need to be hacked off of Maryland and given to DC. All of those people aren't really Marylanders or Virginians, they are actually Washingtonians. The new state (which I suggest be called "Columbia" instead of "District of Columbia") would have a much larger land area and a population of about 3.5 million -- much more appropriate for a state. It would even be a Democratic state -- just like the DC folks want. But the effect on the state houses in Richmond and Annapolis would be quite helpful. The makeup of those bodies would change to be something more representative and in keeping with the character of those states (instead of two states being dominated by the DC suburbs). Maryland and Virginia would be minus a big hunk of tax base -- but ALSO minus a big hunk of the infrastructure they need to provide for the DC suburbs to stay afloat. Additionally, you've heard the DC region bellyaching abut funding, etc being split over three jurisdictions and causing problems. In my proposed new state of Columbia, that problem is (by definition) erased.
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VToncologyNurse
This would be our ONLY chance to clip an established urban area off ...
.... of established states, and still be able to get away with saying we're still fairly representing that clipped urban area. There won't be any additional states appended after (the possibility of) DC. All the rest of the states have their dominating urban zones encapsulated in their midst (pretty much -- for example, could St. Louis be "given" to Illinois?). But the DC suburbs are definitely outliers as far as VA and MD are concerned -- both demographically and geographically. We could actually plausibly get away with the creation of a larger "Columbia".
ElbertoHokie ElbertoHokie
I think Richmond and the burbs around it are more like NOVA than
they are like SW VA. Ditto for Tidewater. And the statement keeping with the "character of those states"? C'mon man. Maybe VA's character has changed from what it was in the mid 20th century since NOVA really boomed in the latter half. It's urban vs rural you're talking about. But saying that losing NOVA would provide a more representative state gov't for Virginia ignores the fact that those NOVA residents + Richmond + Tidewater outnumber all the rest of the people in the state combined. So maybe the government is completely representative of its residents and where most of their political sentiments lie. I'd also be willing to bet that SW VA takes in more Virginia tax dollars than it gives back. So losing NOVA would be a net loss for that region(SWVA). ** Edited by ElbertoHokie at 8/2/2022, 10:52:58 AM
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VToncologyNurse
Heck, VA would still have Richmond + Tidewater in my plan. Those areas....
.... can carry the "urban vote" for Virginia. Richmond and Tidewater are also historically and inherently Virginian. NOVA, not so much. I grew up there. Those folks are Washingtonians, not Virginians. They transiently come from everywhere else on the planet to try and work in the DC economy. So let em be DC.
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freemason
Pennsylvania
Philadelphia and Pittsburg separated by Alabama.
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
I don't know if there's another state with as big a gulf in culture within
it's borders
ElbertoHokie ElbertoHokie
California. - Coastal v Central Valley v Sierra
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DallasHokie98
In Texas... Austin vs not-Austin
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KeithHokie89
New York says hold my beer.
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Happy Dog
Massive gap in NYC metro and W NY like Lakewood
We have considered retiring to Lakewood on Chatauqua but would never live under the rule of Albany. W NY is beautiful small farms and small towns that would love nothing more than be part of PA.
chumley chumley
…really unfair to label NoVa uncultured
bigbadbird bigbadbird
Uncouth maybe
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Vippie1
Lounge and Subscriber Board
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
Lounge and Earth
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
Cough NC cough
RoswellGAHokie RoswellGAHokie
Memphis to Johnson City.
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VToncologyNurse
and... YEP. I have a secondary home in Mountain City, TN and can ....
... testify. Of course, Tennessee is a mighty LONG state, Memphis is wayyyyyyy far away -- completely different geography to say nothing of the culture differences.
Tank Tank
Northern and southern New Jersey.
Hokie CPA Hokie CPA
St Louis and KC vs rest of Missouri.
Or so I'm told. Buddy of mine grew up out there. Did a lot of hunting and fishing and is so NOT "cultured," as it were.
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turkeywinghokie
Haha. California has a huge gulf
Everyone thinks liberal, but go inland. PA.... Philly vs some rural areas. NYC vs. Upstate NY. Florida?
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Va AandM
Most folks never ever travel to the Central Valley.
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
DC burbs are the richest in the country not to mention many of the
Most Powerful people ** Edited by HokieDan95 at 8/1/2022, 6:12:06 PM ** Edited by HokieDan95 at 8/1/2022, 6:12:47 PM
MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie
yeah, Cali is an entire country really
the tech snobs of SF, the entertainment snobs of LA, the crack dealers of Bakersfield, the weed growers of Humboldt, and 300 miles of farmers in the middle.
kjhokie kjhokie
Also Wine snobs, GIS snobs, Scary arse gang snobs,
San Diego- nice weather snobs, Surfer snobs, Palm Springs has their own snobs…. Cali really should be sub divided into 14 discrete states with their own tax and governance structure. San Bernard would be lost and would be run by traffickers like Columbia in the 80/90s.
wc hokie wc hokie
It's even on the coast. Huntington Beach, & parts of San Clemente are about
as far right as you can get We live about 8 miles from the coast and it's definitely a mixed bag
reconhokie reconhokie
San Clemente is Pendleton adjacent. Every Lt. I knew lived in SC. Majors+
Lived vic. Oceanside or on the south side of Pendleton.
Tafkam Hokie Tafkam Hokie
Yeah, once you get north of SF or east of Sacramento, Cali
can be as rural and conservative as anywhere. Heck, even Texas has some pretty big gaps. Austin is darned close to being New California these days, while the rest of Texas is still Texas.
Hokie CPA Hokie CPA
You know, if the IJN hadn't bombed Pearl, Northern California might very
well be the state of Jefferson today. They were supposed to vote on it on December 8, 1941.
Tafkam Hokie Tafkam Hokie
What if the Germans had bombed Pearl instead of the IJN?
YardBird YardBird
If only . . .
Tuckahokie Tuckahokie
Perkins versus Hooters
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jdkhokie
Wow, thank godness I live in South Virginia instead of someplace like
the northern part of Delaware.
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Va AandM
Well, Maryland just lost the Chesapeake. Hold my Old Bay!
FfxStationHokie FfxStationHokie
Where is East Virginia?
Major Kong Major Kong OP
It left with Shoe.
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HokieJamie
Eastern shore
HokieGator HokieGator
Close enough. Kid gets an A-
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GreenvilleVT
Must have taken geography on zoom during Covid.
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J-Dub
Regular Virginia
Major Kong Major Kong OP
Maryland, West Virginia...seems legit.
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fordham
Santa claus does play golf!!!