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MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
Dec 17, 2022 at 10:06 AM ET
Worst car you or your family ever owned/leased?
When I was a kid, my mom had a 73 Pinto. Serious

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VTMONEY94 VTMONEY94
All Dodge/Jeep products were just terrible. Never again
MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
Only rental car to ever just stop working was a Cherokee
VTMONEY94 VTMONEY94
Does not surprise me. That was one of ,my Jeep encounters. Ate through
tires at 35K, alternator went out at 60K, fuel pump died at 75K, and then the oil leaks. The never ending oil leaks.
MEHOKIE MEHOKIE
Little Nas car
Had a devil of a time repairing it.
Brown Water Brown Water
60s Corvair
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
what speed was it safe at?
Late 80s Hokie Late 80s Hokie
1979 (ish) Oldmobile Cutlass Salon, or maybe the 1982 Chevy Monza
IMO, that was pretty much the height of GM lack of quality, and colored my perception of the company for a couple of decades. Even though people who had Ford's in that time period hated Ford for 20 years as well. I still remember my parents bringing home the Olds and for the first 3 days or so, maybe longer, my mother would be riding in the car with a notebook, making notes on all the things that were wrong with the car so the dealer could fix them. (About) 13 year old me asked "Why isn't it right when you buy it?" and the answer was "This is just how it is."
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EDGEMAN
In the old days, you never took a road trip in a new car.
You need to drive it for at least a month to find all of the bugs/manufacturing defects before trusting it to take the family to the beach for a week.
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soldcokesatLane
Every Ford my dad bought because it was made in the USA. Transmissions go
out at 100K every, single, time. In this global, multi-national manufacturing world now I don't think you are really helping the American worker buying traditional US brands. Toyota's are made in Tennessee, etc. I always promised myself when I started buying vehicles I would go by quality, not manufacturing place of origin.
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EDGEMAN
Well made cars are cheaper to own in the long term.
Buy cheap, and it's always in the shop...lol
chumley chumley
…the Lexus flexes from Long Beach to Texas
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HortHokie
07 Jeep Wrangler, lemon once the warranty ran out
No_Limit_Hokie No_Limit_Hokie
This is pretty bad...
4dhokies 4dhokies
Our family had an 86 Buick Century. That car would fishtail ...
in the smallest amount of rain, I spun it around so many times. Def not the best car for a 20 yo dude.
Vtskier1 Vtskier1
My father bought me sister a yugo
I did get a speeding ticket in it sadly
No_Limit_Hokie No_Limit_Hokie
It could speed?!
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No Clue
i went from a Porsche to a Ford Escort
A divorce was involved and it was totally worth it.
Late 80s Hokie Late 80s Hokie
The Ford modeling agency had an Escort service division? Sounds hot.
Was that the REASON for the divorce?
MEHOKIE MEHOKIE
They were Prefect
Late 80s Hokie Late 80s Hokie
Towel included?
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EDGEMAN
What Porsche did you have?
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No Clue
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EDGEMAN
Always liked those.
MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
My uncle had one, and he sold it to my brother …who trashed it 😂
Major Kong Major Kong
'88 Ford Aerostar mini van. It ate used kitty litter. We kept it 1½ years.
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7Hokie1
65 Corvair, my dad went to buy a Mustang came home with a Corvair.
Engine almost fell out one time, it also burned oil. The Corvair was a little cheaper, so he bought it instead.
HokieJay HokieJay
70 Fury 2. But only paid $150 at auction.
Ex C&P Telephone Company car with the logo sprayed over. It was named "The Boat" by my friends. I had to rebuild the carb but it remained a touchy bastage to run. It was a pretty good ride on the highway. Seats (bench front and back, 7 could ride at a time) were badly stained and torn so I bought cheap seat covers for both from Pep Boys. Used it to drive to & from Blacksburg during my Junior and Senior year. Couldn't afford the gas (12 mpg?) so I seldom drove it to campus. A really bad car but extremely cost effective solution at the time.
MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
sounds like a lot of fun
lots of good memories in junker land cruisers from my youth
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Hokie in CT
2005 GMC Canyon
Any sort of an electrical glitch and it would go into "low power mode".
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MikeVT85
Not really a bad one. The 1960 & 1965 wide-track' Pontiacs were the best.
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EDGEMAN
I would say my Vega, but that wasn't my worst. Worst was a Dodge D100
The D100 was the first "new car" I ever bought. It wasn't the best looking vehicle but it looked solid. Bought it after finishing flight school, so I guess that was my "ensign mobile." The stitching on the bench seat started unraveling about 3 weeks after driving it off the lot, but I had transferred so I couldn't return it to the dealer I bought it from to repair. I ended up just buying a seat cover that was made 100X better than Dodge's effort. The driver's door was not hung properly. That truck was always loud, but I just guessed it was the way Dodge trucks normally are. It rusted horribly bad. The mechanical fuel pump failed after 3-4 years (easy repair, just replaced it myself. The air conditioning evaporator blew after 2 years, so it was still under warranty. It was dealer repaired, but the repair blew after it was out of warranty. Since it was so crappy, I didn't pay to have it repaired again. On it's best day, it got 17 mpg on the highway, and probably about 13 mpg around town. It had a 318 with a little 2-barrel carburetor, so I expected a little better. I ended up donating it to charity and took the tax write off. I replaced it with a 94 Toyota truck, which turned out to be the best car I'd ever owned. Would say my Vega was second worst, but it got me through college and the year afterwards while I waited for my AOCS class date. The next worst was probably my ~1982 Cutlass Calais. That had a small V8 with a 2 barrel carb. It drove well, but kept fouling the plugs. I had it towed to three different GM dealerships in the Pensacola area who all said the carb was just a little out of adjustment, and they replace the plugs. I hit a tune up shop where they told me the carb needed to be rebuilt. No idea why the three GM dealerships didn't tell me that... Probably would have kept it if it had a 350. Everything else has been pretty solid mechanically.
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EDGEMAN
But that did teach me to never, and I mean never buy another Chrysler.
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turkeywinghokie
Tie on 2 Chevys: Vega and a Monza. Neither was any good
RoswellGAHokie RoswellGAHokie
AMC Hornet. Then offloaded it on FfxStation’s dad.
** Edited by RoswellGAHokie at 12/17/2022, 11:42:52 AM
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HokieEngineer
1976 Chevy Vega. With help, I pushed it from the Coliseum lot to the cage
before a football game. For some reason, I had to keep replacing ignition coils in it.
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EDGEMAN
The coil on my 74 Vega had me stopped along the side of the road once
It turned out there was a massive amount of corrosion where the coil wire plugged into the coil. No idea how that got there, since the coil wire had a rubber boot over it. A nice guy stopped and diagnosed the problem in less than 5 minutes. I was able to make it to my class on time, and I drove straight to an auto parts store afterwards for a new coil and coil plug wire. Never had that issue again.
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HokieEngineer
I went to Advance Auto and bought two of them. The guy at the counter asked
if I knew what they were for. Ironically, they were on sale. I've never understood that one.
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EDGEMAN
You didn't understand why he asked the question, or why it was on sale?
Would guess the answer to the first is that since most cars only had one coil, it was very unusual for anyone to buy two at the same time...lol
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HokieEngineer
Why it was on sale. I can't imagine that it was an impulse buy for anyone.
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EDGEMAN
Guess they rotate their sales of parts, and you just got lucky getting...
...getting the coils on sale. Doubt many people actually buy those because they are on sale if they don't need them. I've never had a coil fail (knock on wood). The one on my 74 Vega was still working, once the corrosion was scraped away, but I didn't want to take the chance of it continuing to corrode and stranding me again...even for a short while.
OXVT OXVT
Brand new '01 VW Cabrio - Transmission died at 30,000 miles
hokiemas hokiemas
Ford Fairmont, ‘80 or ‘81. First car I remember riding in. It never ran
right and the interior was awful.
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SteveInBaltimore
Yep, 81 Fairmont is my worst too
Bought it used in '84. Piece of junk, had lots of problems. At one point there was some sort of electrical short and wisps of electric smelling smoke started coming out of my steering column at random times. Had something major happen to it, can't even remember what now, and I wound up parking it at a repair shop in Maryland my last year at Tech, couldn't afford to get it fixed until I got a couple paychecks from my first post college job. Promised the repair guy I would have him fix it if he let me keep it on his lot for nearly a year. And did, but once I was established enough in my job to get a car loan I ditched the Fairmont and got my first ever new car, an '88 Chevy Beretta.
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Hokie1992
My parents bought one new in 81
As a teenager in the 80s, best friends parents had an Audi. Girlfriends parents had a Mercedes. I dreamed we’d have a BMW, but my mom was 100% content with her Ford Fairmont. 🥺
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Kudelski
83 Olds Cutlass Cruiser (wagon). Oil system didn't really work.
Common issue and bad design for the v6. Eventually the engine locked up.
HokieNoMaterWhat HokieNoMaterWhat
My 1st car was a 78 cutlass cruiser
Was about the least cool car to drive in HS (though fortunately no wood siding) until it was time to carry 2 kegs to a party
Hokie CPA Hokie CPA
We had an 86, and it ran fine until the electrical system went haywire
after about 10 years.
HokieGator HokieGator
Mid 90s Oldsmobile Bravada
TekkNerd TekkNerd
My parents had an Audi in the early 80s
It was terrible, like literally something was wrong with it ALL the time. In retrospect it was probably a financial hardship to my parents. I won't ever buy one even though I know their issues are behind them.
Stork Stork
My folks bought an Audi Fox 1977ish. It was the biggest POS.
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
When I was 3 or 4 my dad had a woody station wagon that had somehow
aged badly and the wood was rotting. So he sanded it down and HAND-PAINTED the wood grey and dark blue. This pic looks almost exactly what I can recall that car looking like, except for the paint, the chrome tire holder and the baby moons.. ** Edited by PhotoHokieNC at 12/17/2022, 10:57:22 AM ** Edited by PhotoHokieNC at 12/17/2022, 10:58:02 AM
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie
1971 Dodge Polara…..Cruise control would get stuck in “on” position. 🤯
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Brewing_Hokie
That’s a feature not a flaw. Allows you to plow everyone outta the way!
`lag `lag
Ah yes, the Pontiac J2000.
nylon timing belts that slipped off probably as a function of driving over 85 mph at some point not necessarily when you were driving that fast but probably stretched it for later failure. And then there was the temperature sender. Engine would just cut out, driving along and just stopped running. Wait a few minutes and it would start again, Dealers were clueless until I took it to one out somewhere else who knew what was going on, a falty temperature sender was messing up the early computer algorhythms. Especially annoying b/c I had followed the repair manual to a "T" repeated it and didn't fix it b/c because, in hindsight, it was a intermittant problem which makes those "if-thens" useless making it realliy hard to fix. Swore I'd never buy another Pontiac which I can proudly claim I've accomplished since the nameplate has been dropped. Really should have been GM but I'd have to be dead before claiming that I suppose. All those worst cars were right about that time when US auto was trying to catch up with that new concept of fuel efficiency. Nylon timing belts... Jeebus!!!! ** Edited by `lag at 12/17/2022, 10:26:50 AM
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie
I had a red J2000…..Utter piece of junk…..Blocked it from my memory
UEMcGill UEMcGill
I nominate the Chevy Vega hatchback we had when I was a kid.
FfxStationHokie FfxStationHokie
My dad bought a used AMC Hornet :/
Yep