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EDGEMAN OP
Nov 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM ET
Astronomy peeps, what's your take on Apophis?
On April 13th, 2029 an absolutely gigantic asteroid known as “Apophis” will come very close to our planet. In fact, we are being told that Apophis will actually be ten times closer than the Moon as it zips past the Earth. The good news is that scientists are assuring us that there is zero chance that this enormous space rock will hit us. Would this be a good reason to nuke that rock into gravel?

37 Replies

Hokebury Hokebury
Space Force will take care of it....right?
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EDGEMAN OP
Send out the Space Cadets!
bourbonstreet bourbonstreet
"We, agry." --pic
ColoVT82 ColoVT82
It just so happens it's closest happens to be...where GEO sats hang out.
That's kinda close. Hopefully it remains inert. W/no outgassing. Old rock, but still ya never know
Major Kong Major Kong
I don't see him as a threat...
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psychobilly
Damnit...i was going to pull a stargate reference
UEMcGill UEMcGill
This guy will deal with it
Chris Coleman Chris Coleman
Better start looting just in case.
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Happy Dog
Already pre-emptively bought all the TP and Pop Tarts at BJ's
BG Hokie BG Hokie
I feel like we need some oil riggers up there to drill it into pieces!
Hokie CPA Hokie CPA
The moon averages 250 thousand miles from Earth. 10 times closer than that
is still 25,000 miles away. That's close, cosmically speaking, but it's still over 3 Earth diameters away! People getting worked up over what's going to end up being a great big nothingburger. If it'll make you feel better, try setting off a nuke in close proximity to change its orbit. Just make sure the math is mathin the right way so it's actually moving further away at its next pass. ** Edit to correct distances ** Edited by Hokie CPA at 11/25/2024, 6:24:07 PM
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
Exactly who is getting worked up, other than Edge?
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EDGEMAN OP
That's what the "experts" are saying now.
Who knows if it will be influenced by something that changes it's trajectory? Best to have plans on the table now...and coordinate with other space countries on the COA so everyone is in agreement.
BB Hokie BB Hokie
The moon is about 250k miles from the Earth.
TomTurkey TomTurkey
That would put the asteroid at the edge of the atmosphere, correct?
Chris Coleman Chris Coleman
But what if the Earth isn't actually round?
HokieHi71 HokieHi71
Tom Turkey is correct - pear shaped?
TomTurkey TomTurkey
And it's not
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie
We should really be concerned about Gamera altering Apophis’ course….
ColoVT82 ColoVT82
Absolutely!
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mancunian
Good documentary on a similar past event (link)
Hokerer Hokerer
SG-1 will take care of it
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EDGEMAN OP
Anti-shun
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MikeVT85
Zero chance? LOL. They don't have the foresight to make that statement.
I've heard speculation it could be so close that it may take out some man-made space satillites. Again, "could" and "may", not no "100%" or "Zero" chance doofus statements. Other than that I say nuke it, especially if I'm not still around. ** Edited by MikeVT85 at 11/25/2024, 12:40:57 PM
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GreenvilleVT
I hear it is heard for the Tesla Elon put into space.
Beerman Beerman
We've all got to die sometime...
astrohokie astrohokie
Can't say, we'll know more by '27 when orbit is better refined
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
Bruce Willis is in no condition to take of it
UTPr0sim UTPr0sim
We could send him, he just probably couldn't do much... (dark humor)
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HortHokie
Near miss, unless the Government would lie to the American people
to prevent panic...
Beerman Beerman
Which government?
The US of A is not the only one with telescopes pointed up. All of them, I guess, since that's how these things work
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HortHokie
Probably true
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
I feel like there are way too many independent astronomers that would...
...refute the government's claims if the data actually showed a probable earth impact.
TomTurkey TomTurkey
"With a name like 'Apophis,' it has to be good!" ®️
Late 80s Hokie Late 80s Hokie
I'm thinking more that the first 3 letters are the same as
Apocalypse.
TomTurkey TomTurkey
Basically the same result
TomTurkey TomTurkey
From the alternate name, we get the pink stomach elixir
In ancient Egyptian mythology, Apophis, also known as Apep, was the serpent-god of chaos and darkness, and the enemy of the sun god Ra. Greek prefix 'a' denotes 'no' as in absence of. So, the name infers no Pepto Bismol.®️