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Happy Dog OP
Sep 04, 2025 at 05:26 AM ET
Has anyone actually survived their daughter's engagement and wedding prep?
We are like two weeks into this, and I already want to drown my sorrows in one of my famous Wisconsin old fashioneds or five or possibly just float out to sea on an ice floe. Right now it's neck and neck between whether my wife or daughter will have a nervous breakdown first. Neither are talking to each other. June cannot come soon enough.

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ColoVT82 ColoVT82
11mo
1) stay out of planning, 2) pay, 3) no questions, ...
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
1) avoiding like the plague, 2) oh I am, 3) observing with detached alarm
ColoVT82 ColoVT82
11mo
Prognosis - good!
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
4) generous application of therapeutic alcohol
Since my son moved to Wisconsin (to follow his GF who is a vet student of UW in Madison...they will marry AFTER she graduates and she has a nice job to match his Mechanical Engineering job because that's what responsible adults do), I've been turned on to the Wisconsin brandy old fashioned, which has been my Friday afternoon companion through all this.
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The Hokie Steve
11mo
This ^^^i s pretty much the LAW
Hokebury Hokebury
11mo
Dude, learn from my mistake. Give them money and say that's all they get.
I didn't do that and between her and my spouse, Jeebus it got expensive. She was divorced 7 years later. What a waste of money.
Burruss Writer Burruss Writer
11mo
Bookmarking this for (probable) future reference...
DOBW just graduated as well as her beau. She's at home and he's in DC starting his new job. Every time he visits I expect something but it never comes. I just wish they'd get it done with at this point.
astrohokie astrohokie
11mo
Ouch ! Mostly an enormous waste of money
Spudnut Spudnut
11mo
I put aside a specific amount of money. When my daughter got engaged
I told her the amount, and gave it to her. I told her if she spent less, she could keep the balance. But if she went over, she had to pay. From experience, she knew I was not kidding. She went a little over, but not too bad. And she paid it!
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Jammin` Turkey
11mo
Survived two in the last three months.
One in Montana, one local in our hometown. Totally different approaches by our daughters. One wanted to do her own planning and one wanted the parents totally involved.
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7Hokie1
11mo
I just let my wife tell me what all the plans were, just kept writing
checks.Told my daughters I would only pay for 1 wedding each. One got divorced & remarried, didn't pay for it, other daughter still on 1st marriage.
RhinoVT RhinoVT
11mo
two words: Destination wedding.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
The destination is INSANITY
reestuart reestuart
11mo
I'm not sure I'll survive my daughter being 12 and heading into her teens.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
Prayers because we went through that crucible and it was not easy
I'd say we had about two good years between the age of 12 and 22. I can't wait to someday be as smart as a teenage girl
reestuart reestuart
11mo
LOL. I'm afraid she is as strong as her mom. On one hand, I think it's
great. She is not a pushover. She also has personality to burn. On the other hand. Damn. I've never felt so dumb.
Stork Stork
11mo
Yup. Once they come out the other side, it’s all good. But boy those middle
school years were something.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
Mine is super smart and super headstrong
My wife was pretty hard on her growing up. Some was good, some was bad. She did tell my wife recently that she appreciated the fact that we stand up for ourselves and set a good example in that way, but I'm afraid she has too much of that in her. Her poor fiancee is going to learn some hard lessons.
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
11mo
Children are the work of Satan.
Spudnut Spudnut
11mo
I survived. But not easily. The combination of headstrong daughter and
Crazy meddling ex wife was a tinderbox. I finally lit the match and went off. Things got better after that. Good luck with your toast! Hard to let your little girl go. ** Edited by Spudnut at 9/4/2025, 7:51:13 AM
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
11mo
Your last line perfectly describes where I am right now.
My daughter turned 13 back in May. She is still SUPER sweet - almost abnormally so for her age - so I am trying to cherish every day while that lasts. She definitely has flashes of teen attitude, most often when she is tired, but for the most part we aren't in the thick of it yet. I can tell a part of her is ready to grow up, while part of her still enjoys being a kid. When it's just us as a family, she is super affectionate and sweet, but when we go out in public, a switch definitely gets flipped and we get more of a cold shoulder. That's fine, and expected, so it doesn't bother me. What's really going to be difficult to cope with, though, is when that switch gets permanently flipped and she doesn't want anything to do with us even at home. I know it's coming, and I dread it. As you said, it's hard to let my little girl go...
Spudnut Spudnut
11mo
You will always be her dad, the first male she ever loved
that never goes away. And once you let them fly away, they realize just how important you were and are.
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
11mo
Damn, that hit me right in my allergies.
Spudnut Spudnut
11mo
Me too. And see inside
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
Daughter= flight, wife=fight......it's a great combo
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BleedinOandM
11mo
I survived....but I admittedly just stayed out of the way....
and was lucky that my wife and daughter had almost no conflicts. But I can see how it does cause issues. Amazing how our materialistic culture sometimes takes something so joyous and almost ruins it.
vthokieq vthokieq
11mo
I think a lot of issues arise when parents forget it isn't about them.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
We realize it's not about us
But we are also not just an endless bank, and we do have the hindsight of 33 years of marriage and have seen many marriages thrive and fail
vthokieq vthokieq
11mo
Setting a budget isn't unreasonable at all.
And for the record...I wasn't talking about you specifically. But I've seen too many parents make it a social event for them. Bride and groom end up not even knowing a bunch of people there.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
Our wedding was small
And that was even after my MIL insisted we invite several of her family members (which in retrospect we were glad because guess what, you don't know everything in your 20s). This one will be bigger but not outrageous. We have friends with 200+ guests at their kids' weddings. Ridiculous.
Coach McGuirk Coach McGuirk
11mo
You need to watch that Steve Martin/Martin Short/Diane Keaton movie.
I think it's called Father of the Bride.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
My daughter has seen it 100 times
She makes the irrational daughter look serene
Stork Stork
11mo
Your new Delta Tau Chi name is Unhappy Dog
** Edited by Stork at 9/4/2025, 6:25:59 AM
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
How about just "Roadkill"?
That's how I feel right now
Burruss Writer Burruss Writer
11mo
That's the cowards way out...
Plus, you don't get to enjoy the look of sheer bewilderment on the grooms face any longer. That should be your happy place.
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EDGEMAN
11mo
Offer your daughter a huge payday if she elopes.
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Happy Dog OP
11mo
You're hilarious, my friend
I'd give her twice the money if she waited a year and eloped. I'm waiting to see how she and the groom are getting married in June, somehow securing paid clinical internships in the mental health field in a different state at the same time, coming up with a lease, deposit, and first month's rent with no jobs.......