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HokieGator HokieGator OP
Jan 24, 2024 at 01:03 PM ET
"I got poop all over the bathroom, and the toilet won't flush. Also, it's
In my pants." -one of my students today When I looked at the bathroom I literally said, "Good Lord! How did you get poop on all those places!?! " I also had to tell him to take off his shoes because he was literally slipping and sliding in sh**.

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MikeVT85
Reminds me of college days and ExLax laced chocolate cake.
Nova Hokie 95 Nova Hokie 95
How has no one posted the Ryan Steakhouse buffet story yet??
HokieJay HokieJay
Well written, at least.
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jdkhokie
That was ........................ disgusting. Who the hell eats 3 pounds
of macaroni and beef?
Tuckahokie Tuckahokie
Did you feed him some Red Beans and Rice?
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BleedinOandM
"Go see the nurse".
Vtskier1 Vtskier1
My first hourly job in 10th grade...
I was working at Belk in Roanoke as a "number 10", which is glorified janitor. I was called to the women's restroom and asked to bring the hose. BOOM....literally looked like a splatter bomb broke mid-way down for the "lady." No-way she missed any part of her lower body. Glad there was a faucet for the hose and I was able to spray from a good distance away.....
reestuart reestuart
We had a delivery driver do that to one of our restrooms once. Incredible
the amount of crap that was anywhere but in the toilet. Nobody knew until he was gone, so that was a really fun surprise. Crap on the walls, floor, stall, toilet itself, and a newspaper he must have used to kind of wipe it up with. Turrible.
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
How does that happen? Barely make it to the stall...
...and accidentally/explosively let it loose before you sit down? I just don't understand.
HokieGator HokieGator OP
Said he had pooped his pants coming in from recess. He tried to clean it up
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
Nothing surprises me with 2nd graders, but I was referring to...
...reestuart's delivery driver.
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie
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reestuart reestuart
I have no idea. I can only assume he started before he got seated.
No clue how it ended up in the walls, etc. it was nasty. We now keep a port a john for the delivery drivers that bring product to us because of it. ** Edited by reestuart at 1/24/2024, 3:30:50 PM
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psychobilly
What an *******!
VT Pez4Life VT Pez4Life
well thats ****ty.
TomTurkey TomTurkey
Teachers should have stand-ins, stunt doubles, or body doubles.
RTFC RTFC
Don't know what grade you teach
but when I assisted at my kid's elementary school math program I loved 3rd or 4th grade. They were self cleaning - but still sorta scared of you. That second part has probably changed since then.
HokieGator HokieGator OP
2nd
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie
Do any of your kids still breast feed?
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
If so, I bet HokieGator encourages the mom to come to school for lunch. TIC
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie
I had a professor in grad school......
that would invite kids from the class to come over to her house where she would be breastfeeding. It was interesting...
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
Who was breastfeeding the professor? TIC
TomTurkey TomTurkey
Were you held back from last year? 🙋‍♂️
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ModerateHokie
The latest stomach bug is vicious
HokieGator HokieGator OP
I'm taking my Covid year(s)
kingofcassell kingofcassell
Future business leaders of america
TomTurkey TomTurkey
Boeing CEO
Stork Stork
Sounds like a job for Clem Doore
** Edited by Stork at 1/24/2024, 1:21:32 PM
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jdkhokie
Is there a lower job than elementary school janitor?
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EDGEMAN
That head needs to be closed until it can be sanitized.
The janitor needs a bonus for cleaning up that mess!
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
Sucks being the teacher and the janitor.
vt90 vt90
Kid is ready to run for Congress. May be overqualified though.
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turkeywinghokie
Sounds like a crappy situation