"I got poop all over the bathroom, and the toilet won't flush. Also, it's
In my pants."
-one of my students today
When I looked at the bathroom I literally said, "Good Lord! How did you get poop on all those places!?! " I also had to tell him to take off his shoes because he was literally slipping and sliding in sh**.
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MikeVT85
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How has no one posted the Ryan Steakhouse buffet story yet??
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jdkhokie
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of macaroni and beef?
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I was working at Belk in Roanoke as a "number 10", which is glorified janitor. I was called to the women's restroom and asked to bring the hose. BOOM....literally looked like a splatter bomb broke mid-way down for the "lady." No-way she missed any part of her lower body. Glad there was a faucet for the hose and I was able to spray from a good distance away.....
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the amount of crap that was anywhere but in the toilet. Nobody knew until he was gone, so that was a really fun surprise. Crap on the walls, floor, stall, toilet itself, and a newspaper he must have used to kind of wipe it up with. Turrible.
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...and accidentally/explosively let it loose before you sit down? I just don't understand.
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...reestuart's delivery driver.
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If you are interested in the topic….I share this….
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Yikes!
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No clue how it ended up in the walls, etc. it was nasty. We now keep a port a john for the delivery drivers that bring product to us because of it.
** Edited by reestuart at 1/24/2024, 3:30:50 PM
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but when I assisted at my kid's elementary school math program I loved 3rd or 4th grade.
They were self cleaning - but still sorta scared of you. That second part has probably changed since then.
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Do any of your kids still breast feed?
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I had a professor in grad school......
that would invite kids from the class to come over to her house where she would be breastfeeding. It was interesting...
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Future business leaders of america
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** Edited by Stork at 1/24/2024, 1:21:32 PM
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jdkhokie
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EDGEMAN
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The janitor needs a bonus for cleaning up that mess!
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