Well, it’s our last night in what was the ancestral home our families
never knew a thing about since it’s only six years old.
Ten days (1/12) from now the new homeowners will be spending their first night here.
What should we leave them that they won’t see on the walk-through the day before closing? Turds or roadkill in the toilets aren’t subtle enough. Help us out here - we’re too tired to think of something-
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3y
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3y
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Too bad the house isn’t older
If it was pre 63, you could write up notes between Fidel Castro and Lee Harvey Oswald planning the JFK assignation.
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3y
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3y
leave a case of red wine telling them they will need it from your experience
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3y
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3y
Years ago, my demo crew found the letter pictured below in a wall in the James Center in downtown Richmond. Pretty funny.
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3y
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3y
yeah, don't do that, he will only find your carpet is not waterproof and write that up.....
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3y
A little too harsh?
** Edited by Hokie CPA at 1/2/2023, 8:09:12 PM
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3y
Preferably, the crest of the funky stinkbird.
** Edited by MEHOKIE at 1/2/2023, 6:39:58 PM
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Body outline that only shows up when lights are off
Perhaps big letters of “GET OUT” on the wall as well.
Or hide an Amazon echo dot with randomly set alarms each day.
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3y
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