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HokieNL OP
Mar 27, 2026 at 12:38 PM ET
Guys, if you were writing a song about being Hokie Fans...
What would you include? For example, the Refs never give us a fair shake. (Hokiepro just perked up, with an irresistible instinct to post.)

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MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
4mo
I bet AI could come up with a pretty awesome VT fandom song just by...
...scouring the TSL boards. I think it would have to be a country song. Maybe one of our resident technology gurus can make this come to fruition...
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HokieNL OP
4mo
Oh, boy... releasing AI on this board... oh the (lack of) humanity!
vthhhi vthhhi
4mo
Poor, Poor Pitiful Me.
U2Hokie U2Hokie
4mo
I'd go a bit more upbeat..like..."The Rooster!"...
Tuckahokie Tuckahokie
4mo
Whipping Post
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Ho_Ki
4mo
MetallicA - Poor Twisted Me
Oh, poor twisted me Oh, poor twisted me I feast on sympathy I chew on suffer Yeah, I chew on agony Swallow whole the pain Oh, it's too good to be That all this misery Just for, oh, poor twisted me, yeah Ooh, yeah Poor twisted me
Spudnut Spudnut
4mo
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison, . . .
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OrlandoHokie
4mo
Lonesome Loser
Snape Snape
4mo
On A Long Lonesome Highway
nvpbrown nvpbrown
4mo
That checks out since we are east of Omaha.
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HokieBrazil
4mo
Metatarsals Galore
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JACHokies
4mo
or Metatarsals Fifth Symphony
Zanderhokie Zanderhokie
4mo
It’s gotta be this one (link)
Pretty accurate. We are long-suffering.
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HokieNL OP
4mo
Deep dark depression, excessive misery?