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HokieNL OP
Jul 02, 2026 at 11:26 PM ET
A thought exercise...
What if: Soccer (Fütbol) had no Offsides Rule. Hockey had no Offsides Rule. Basketball HAD an Offsides Rule. Talk amongst yourselves. ** Edited by undefined at 7/6/2026, 8:52:50 AM

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MaroonMark
the NBA at the all star break has the slam dunk contest, soccer could
have the best writhing in pain on the ground due to "injury" contest.
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HokieNL OP
'The LeBron James Flopper Award' 😂
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HokieNL OP
Delete
** Edited by HokieNL at 7/3/2026, 11:47:04 PM
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MaroonMark
it could go to anyone in any sport for the best flopper!
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HokieNL OP
But he's the KING, baby! 😂
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MaroonMark
but he will retire soon, so his flopping legacy must live on!
so the award you propose seems an appropriate award!
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HokieNL OP
We must always carry the honor of the past, forward! 😊
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marcbvtgm
Soccer would still be boring.
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SHPHOKIE
Yep
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Happy Dog
Take away offsides in the box and in OT
Stork Stork
Collegiate field hockey used to have offsides just like soccer. They
eliminated it and scoring increased slightly, but there was/is no significant change to the overall game, other than a more exciting speed of the game. Big improvement for fans. ** Edited by Stork at 7/3/2026, 11:38:44 AM ** Edited by Stork at 7/3/2026, 11:39:27 AM
Palmetto Hokie Palmetto Hokie
RE soccer... is there another sport that rewards & promotes being a victim?
The constant whining and flopping is so phony... especially when most sports celebrate stoicism and toughness... it's hard to stomach.
titanhokie titanhokie
Ask Lane Kiffin!
** Edited by titanhokie at 7/4/2026, 11:40:55 AM
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40ozDistrict
Yep, dude drops to the turf like he has compound fractures. Up and good.
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EDGEMAN
Probably doing that to get a breather.
Remember when John McEnroe used to go and argue calls? He wasn't doing that solely because he thought it was a bad call, but a lot of the times it was used to give him a break from the action.
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Hate2SeeItEnd Hokie
True. McEnroe was a serve and volley guy. Uses way more energy.
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40ozDistrict
I'd go for that. They run their behinds off for sure
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EDGEMAN
I get winded just watching them...lol
That's a heck of a lot of running! Major props for their conditioning!
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HokieNL OP
So... partly just an act?
Makes for good cover, the insults he hurled at the officials.
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Hate2SeeItEnd Hokie
Way more energy used than a baseline player.
The insults hurled were real, but McEnroe often took long pauses by walking to the official slowly, would make one comment like "really," or "that ball was out" and then slowly walk back to the court, look back at the official, give a bad look, take a deep breath, then resume play. He clearly had a bad temper and hurled insults, but some of it at certain times were to get a break. Baseline players aren't crashing the net after every return or every serve. McEnroe would literally charge the net from the second the ball left his racket when he served and when he returned a serve, he did the same thing and this went on the entire match. That's exhausting for 3 or 4 or 5 sets compared to the opposite baseline guy like an Ivan Lendl.
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solareye
Basketball. OKC.
BROman Hokie BROman Hokie
And WRs drawing pass interference penalties
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HokieNL OP
Maybe LeBron is leaving the Lakers to play Soccer 😂
Snape Snape
Le Flopper
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Vippie1
I get the need for an off side rule in soccer BUT
why is it necessary when the ball is already deep inside the offensive end of the field? Shouldn't the defenders have some responsibility for marking their man and not letting him get behind him? Croatia got hosed like a brush fire IMO last night. ** Edited by Vippie1 at 7/3/2026, 9:45:55 AM
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MaroonMark
I can't see how many of the fans of each respective sport would like what
is outlined for their respective sport. ** Edited by MaroonMark at 7/3/2026, 1:53:56 AM
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HokieNL OP
Imagine the change in perspective...
Lebron scores!!! GOOOOAAALLLL!!!!!! 😂😂😂
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MaroonMark
that would get really annoying, even with offsides
in basketball, there'd be enough scoring that the announcer would be yelling GOOOOALLL every minute. No thank you.
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HokieNL OP
In Soccer, it's like whoever is calling the game, is relieved that there is
A Score, by one of the teams!!
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MaroonMark
and that's the way soccer fans seem to like it
I get why they like it that way though ** Edited by MaroonMark at 7/3/2026, 2:28:48 AM
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BigDaddyHokie
I say remove the goalies in soccer and hockey as well as offside in soccer
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HokieNL OP
Can we make goaltending legal in Basketball? 😂
TomTurkey TomTurkey
And raise to 12' in NBA
IB4TECH IB4TECH
It would surely teach the boxing out.