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HokieGator HokieGator OP
Nov 30, 2023 at 08:46 PM ET
Message sent to a parent today: "_____ says his butt hurts and wants you to
Bring some cream to put on it." And they did.

19 Replies

G
GreenvilleVT
If that message ever went to my parents my dad would have
Made sure my butt hurt much more.
H
HOKIERIT
Just what I was thinking!
E
EDGEMAN
I would have been mortified to ever say that.
No matter how bad I felt, there is no way I would ever tell anyone outside of my parents that, and only at home. I wouldn't have said that to a teacher when I was in kindergarten, much less elementary school. Just too embarrassing.
H
HOKIERIT
Well you just are schooled in the art of sensitivity....lol
MP4VT2004 MP4VT2004
Who applied the cream?
HokieNLot11 HokieNLot11
Teachers from Florida
K
KCHokie2
The Lume lady. After all those ads, now she's really rubbing it in.
H
Happy Dog
She'll make sure you get the buttcrack, bifolds (whatever they are), and...
......underboob. Probably not relevant in the case. When I see that woman on TV, I can actually smell her, and it's not a good smell.
KeoweeHokie KeoweeHokie
Good lawd! What are y'all watching??
chumley chumley
…but it tuchus a while to drive over to the school
bigbadbird bigbadbird
don't be an ass about it
JoesterVT JoesterVT
I rectum this is gonna be an awesome pun thread
H
Happy Dog
I derriere you to push this pun thread further
Nova Hokie 95 Nova Hokie 95
In hindsight, maybe this isn’t a good idea
JoesterVT JoesterVT
Yeah....I'm a glute'n for punishment
Vtskier1 Vtskier1
It definitely descends into a hole
RTFC RTFC
Yeah, this one is a bottom less pit....
Nova Hokie 95 Nova Hokie 95
Taint nothing wrong with that
DonHo-kieHi DonHo-kieHi
Butt it’s been an entertaining thread!