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If that message ever went to my parents my dad would have

Made sure my butt hurt much more.
Posted: 11/30/2023 at 10:37 PM ET
(In response to this post by HokieGator)

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Message sent to a parent today: "_____ says his butt hurts and wants you to
HokieGator 11/30/23 08:46 PM ET
If that message ever went to my parents my dad would have
GreenvilleVT 11/30/23 10:37 PM ET
Just what I was thinking!**
HOKIERIT 12/01/23 07:49 PM ET
I would have been mortified to ever say that.
EDGEMAN 12/01/23 10:10 AM ET
Well you just are schooled in the art of sensitivity....lol**
HOKIERIT 12/01/23 07:50 PM ET
Who applied the cream?**
MP4VT2004 11/30/23 09:16 PM ET
Teachers from Florida**
HokieNLot11 12/01/23 12:19 PM ET
The Lume lady. After all those ads, now she's really rubbing it in.**
KCHokie2 11/30/23 11:31 PM ET
She'll make sure you get the buttcrack, bifolds (whatever they are), and...
Happy Dog 12/01/23 07:07 AM ET
Good lawd! What are y'all watching??**
KeoweeHokie 12/01/23 06:41 PM ET
…but it tuchus a while to drive over to the school**
chumley 11/30/23 08:59 PM ET
don't be an ass about it **
bigbadbird 11/30/23 10:13 PM ET
I rectum this is gonna be an awesome pun thread**
JoesterVT 12/01/23 06:40 AM ET
I derriere you to push this pun thread further**
Happy Dog 12/01/23 07:08 AM ET
In hindsight, maybe this isn’t a good idea**
Nova Hokie 95 12/01/23 07:46 AM ET
Yeah....I'm a glute'n for punishment**
JoesterVT 12/01/23 08:11 AM ET
It definitely descends into a hole **
Vtskier1 12/01/23 09:24 AM ET
Yeah, this one is a bottom less pit....**
RTFC 12/01/23 09:27 AM ET
Taint nothing wrong with that**
Nova Hokie 95 12/01/23 09:49 AM ET
Butt it’s been an entertaining thread!**
DonHo-kieHi 12/01/23 05:52 PM ET