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Chris Coleman Chris Coleman OP
Jul 27, 2026 at 09:07 AM ET
History trivia: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
Who said it, and in what context?

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Nova Hokie 95 Nova Hokie 95
John Sedgwick, in response to his underlings telling him to get down
During the Civil War.
M
mancunian
I want to say John Pope but that ain’t right.
Spud Spud
Sounds like Shogun, when the Anjin was demonstrating English cannons. (pic)
Bonus pic of Mariko.
Stork Stork
Gotta be Uncle Rico.
Z
Zhokieman
A Union General who shortly after was shot and killed.
V
Va AandM
Kevin Bacon’s distant cousin through marriage to Kyra said it
at Spotsyvania Court House moments before being mortally wounded (Gen. John Sedgwick of the distinguished MA Sedgwicks)
Chris Coleman Chris Coleman OP
Don't know about the Bacon bit (haha), but yes.
Confederate snipers were about 800-1,000 yards away firing Whitworth rifles, and the Union troops were hesitant to move forward. "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Seconds later he was killed by a bullet below the eye. Helluva shot at 800-1,000 yards.
Freddyburg Hokie Freddyburg Hokie
There were some damn good snipers in the Revolutionary War...
(Thinking about the West Virginia company in the Saratoga campaign.) Don't know why that would be any different 90 years later.
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
IIRC it was a Civil War officer
133830Hokie 133830Hokie
John Sedgewick at Spotsylvania
HokieGator HokieGator
Jeff Daniel’s at Gettysburg.
Chris Coleman Chris Coleman OP
Tremendous range as an actor.
** Edited by Chris Coleman at 7/27/2026, 11:50:09 AM
Freddyburg Hokie Freddyburg Hokie
Pun intended?
Considering the original quote was about range. ;^)
HokieGator HokieGator
I will not say Kyron Drones throwing a screen pass. Because that would be
Rude and tasteless. So I won’t say it.
Spud Spud
We're so glad you have practiced restraint this Monday morning.
Coach McGuirk Coach McGuirk
Michael Caine in Shaka Zulu. Check that...regular, plain old Zulu (1964)
** Edited by Coach McGuirk at 7/27/2026, 9:31:21 AM
reestuart reestuart
My son and I watched that yesterday.
Chris Coleman Chris Coleman OP
Finally watched it a few months ago.
It was good, but I actually thought Zulu Dawn was better. Zulu Dawn was the prequel that was made about 10 years later about the buildup to Rorke's Drift. Peter O'Toole in the lead role.