Man, Florida drivers are the worst.
This maniac almost T-boned my 70-year old grandparents and 98-year old great grandparents today in an Orlando mall parking lot when he decided he had to peel a wheel and try and jump the line like he was something special. To make matters worse, he just gives them this sh_t-eating grin and gives them the heisman stiff-arm as he pulls in front.
Then things get really strange. Apparently this guy has a “Honk if You’re Horny” bumper sticker as well as a swastika sticker in his window. So my 98-year old grandfather who fought in WW2 and marched through Europe is flicking the guy off from the back seat while my grandfather is honking the horn non-stop while grandmother is yelling.
If things couldn’t get any worse, the guy must have been drunk or on drugs as he was going 20 mph under the speed limit and weaving so my family couldn’t pass. They said the guy’s wife was visibly yelling at him to pull off the road. Finally my family was able to turn off before this maniac caused a major accident.
My grandfather has a lot of contacts with the Florida police so they pulled up real close to get the license plate down and he talked to his police buddy who said they are going to find this guy.
Stay safe on the road all. Never know who you might run into.
** Edited by HwoodHokie at 7/29/2023, 11:21:50 PM
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3y
hear of a 98 -year old dude flipping some a-hole off!
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3y
......loses all credibility. It's one part raceway, one part grinding traffic jam. You will frequently see drivers passing on the shoulder, which is especially ballsy given the amount of abandoned vehicles, tires, wheels, fenders, barrels, etc. you see on the shoulder. Oh, and the potholes.......there are some doozies. The most fun part of it is from where you get off of 695 all the way up to Bladensburg. If you have to get off there due to car trouble, well the neighborhoods are worse than being on 295.
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3y
B+… the road ragers looked like a middle aged dad, his wife, and two teenagers, but it made me laugh anyway.
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