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`lag `lag OP
Apr 24, 2022 at 06:58 PM ET
Apparently, VT has won the national soil judging contest again
Looks like we're pretty good at this. 2005, 10,12,14 and now 2022.

[Post edited by `lag at 04/24/2022 7:00PM]

29 Replies

hucareshokiesrul hucareshokiesrul
"That's the worst dirt I've ever seen. It should be ashamed."
VTHokieTom VTHokieTom
We need this guy to do a special on the team…………………………😁
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OrlandoHokie
To the victors go the soils
`lag `lag OP
(golf clap)
Riverguy Riverguy
It was a soils prof of ours that blew up the idea of human settlement
in North America

(Cactus Hill, Nottoway River). Basically re-wrote the book.
Burruss Writer Burruss Writer
Could you expand on this?
Riverguy Riverguy
Sure. Google "Cactus Hill" and Nottoway River and "pre-clovis man"
one of our soils profs (can't remember his name) did research there that proved man was on the banks of the nottoway approx 15,000 yrs ago (previous thoughts were that man crossed Bering Straits approx 5,000 yrs ago.... tripling the time frame. Fragments matched exactly fragments found in Spain from the same era.

The prof is/was a friend of my father-in-law.
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EDGEMAN
We rock soil!
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HOKIERIT
Re the following posts: I love a good pun, There are some good pun threads>
on the Lounge, and some half-assed pun threads.

This may well be the BEST pun thread I can remember... I would never cheapen it by attempting to jump in with a less than stellar dirt pun in this string..

I commend you all...well played! :>)
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KCHokie2
I shouldn't have tried to worm my way in.
`lag `lag OP
So, you're saying you don't know shiRt?
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HOKIERIT
Uh..yeah. That about covers it :>)
Baltimore Hokie Baltimore Hokie
I read that as soil juggling, which is quite a skill
`lag `lag OP
No one can really see those particles of sand, so they could just fake it**

[Post edited by `lag at 04/24/2022 7:42PM]
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
Down and dirty!!
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HokieJamie
TWSS!
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
I don't find that humus
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
You’re not a loam.
`lag `lag OP
So I won't have to re-peat mosself.
PhotoHokieNC PhotoHokieNC
It was a turf competition but they had the ground covered.
DonHo-kieHi DonHo-kieHi
They can sand tall after winning a Natty
Rinoki21 Rinoki21
Everyone else soiled their plants
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7Hokie1
Heard they made a lot of dirty jokes.
`lag `lag OP
Mud on their face, a big disgrace!!!
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MikeVT85
A soiled reputation.
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Mighty Fine Catch
Team spokesman: Clay Boggs
Riverguy Riverguy
Their win is the bedrock of dreams
Vtskier1 Vtskier1
They pumiced everyone....
MEHOKIE MEHOKIE
Sheesh, another .compost