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JoesterVT JoesterVT OP
Apr 13, 2026 at 06:47 PM ET
Man, this is the last time I seek advice from this board
Buy an aerator they said. Poke a bunch of holes they said. That'll make the grass grow they said. Well, I spent two hours poking holes. Probably about a million holes and a million little plugs all over the place. And then I sat there for twenty minutes! Watching. Nothing happened! Worst advice ever.

8 Replies

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BleedinOandM
3mo
You now need to set your yard on fire....report back please.
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MikeVT85
3mo
Without patience you're gonna be a patient.
VTJayLaw VTJayLaw
3mo
You have to pick up every plug by hand first for it to work.
Beerman Beerman
3mo
Don't forget pouring seeds into the holes, and then replacing the plugs
Spudnut Spudnut
3mo
On a Monday?!? Wednesday
Is best
VTVOICE VTVOICE
3mo
Oops ... I forgot to tell you: do this at night and wait for a full moon.
HokieGator HokieGator
3mo
Patience! It’s gonna take at least….double that time.
SarahVTHokie24 SarahVTHokie24
3mo
One of the funniest threads ever...you guys are killing me
** Edited by SarahVTHokie24 at 4/14/2026, 5:10:04 AM