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Man, this is the last time I seek advice from this board
Buy an aerator they said. Poke a bunch of holes they said. That'll make the grass grow they said.
Well, I spent two hours poking holes. Probably about a million holes and a million little plugs all over the place. And then I sat there for twenty minutes! Watching. Nothing happened!
Worst advice ever.
Posted: 04/13/2026 at 06:47 PM ET
Thread Replies (8)
Man, this is the last time I seek advice from this board
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-- JoesterVT
Apr 13, 2026 at 06:47 PM ET
JoesterVT
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04/13/26 06:47 PM ET
You now need to set your yard on fire....report back please.**
-- BleedinOandM
Apr 14, 2026 at 02:02 PM ET
BleedinOandM
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04/14/26 02:02 PM ET
Without patience you're gonna be a patient.**
-- MikeVT85
Apr 14, 2026 at 09:45 AM ET
MikeVT85
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04/14/26 09:45 AM ET
You have to pick up every plug by hand first for it to work.**
-- VTJayLaw
Apr 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM ET
VTJayLaw
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04/14/26 12:07 AM ET
Don't forget pouring seeds into the holes, and then replacing the plugs**
-- Beerman
Apr 14, 2026 at 09:59 AM ET
Beerman
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04/14/26 09:59 AM ET
Oops ... I forgot to tell you: do this at night and wait for a full moon.**
-- VTVOICE
Apr 13, 2026 at 09:57 PM ET
VTVOICE
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04/13/26 09:57 PM ET
Patience! It’s gonna take at least….double that time. **
-- HokieGator
Apr 13, 2026 at 06:50 PM ET
HokieGator
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04/13/26 06:50 PM ET
One of the funniest threads ever...you guys are killing me
-- SarahVTHokie24
Apr 14, 2026 at 05:09 AM ET
SarahVTHokie24
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04/14/26 05:09 AM ET