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VaTechie
Joined: 02/10/1999
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VaTechie
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Hey guys, that ripping sound was not my butt hole, but me ripping the underwear off. Hey guys, that was me, the frozen faucet did not burst. Hey guys, that smell is not something dead, just the microwave fish from 3 days ago.
Posted: 01/27/2026 at 11:25 PM ET
(In response to this post by Nova Hokie 95)

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Help me with some good one liners to shout from the bathroom this evening
Burruss Writer • 01/27/26 02:19 PM ET
let me ask my wife, she did 5 consecutive days of colon prep
VaTechie • 01/27/26 08:08 PM ET
So? What did she say?**
Nova Hokie 95 • 01/27/26 11:21 PM ET
here ◄
VaTechie • 01/27/26 11:25 PM ET
3, 2 1...We have ignition...**
TomTurkey • 01/27/26 06:35 PM ET
Follow up each one-liner with “I’m here all night!” **
RoswellGAHokie • 01/27/26 06:22 PM ET
“What the…..I didn’t eat that!?!?!!!”**
HokieGator • 01/27/26 05:52 PM ET
Honey, Still no sign of Mr Gerbil. I told you not to take the leash off. **
Hoakie82 • 01/27/26 04:59 PM ET
When you saddle up on the horse of MiraLax, you have to be prepared for
calihokie • 01/27/26 04:24 PM ET
Whoops, didn't make it in time. Who wants to help me clean up?**
HokieAl • 01/27/26 04:22 PM ET
Sing "Jumpin' Jack Flash"**
vthhhi • 01/27/26 04:20 PM ET
Sending another package to Hopewell!!! (or whatever downriver town works)**
Tuckahokie • 01/27/26 03:42 PM ET
…I smell. You smell. We all smell Hopewell.**
chumley • 01/27/26 04:49 PM ET
That would have gone through the screen door without hitting the wires!**
MCL3 Hokie • 01/27/26 03:24 PM ET
No one can say I'm full of crap anymore!**
RhinoVT • 01/27/26 02:55 PM ET
Come out, come out, wherever you are!**
Nova Hokie 95 • 01/27/26 02:45 PM ET
And that's why they say Never trust a fart!**
Nova Hokie 95 • 01/27/26 02:44 PM ET
Quick bring me a beer, I'm dehydrated!**
UTPr0sim • 01/27/26 02:29 PM ET
It is a kinda clear liquid....**
Tafkam Hokie • 01/27/26 04:51 PM ET