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VaTechie
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let me ask my wife, she did 5 consecutive days of colon prep

before she could get the colonoscopy that determined she had colon cancer and 10 inches of colon removed. Friday in the emergency room with blood transfusions and one week later 10 inches of colon removed. I will ask her what were her best lines by asking: Honey, a pansy is doing his first colonoscopy prep. Do you have any fun one liners for him when his butt hole blows like a whale does through his blowhole? You got this, it will be a fond memory.
Posted: 01/27/2026 at 08:08 PM ET
(In response to this post by Burruss Writer)

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Help me with some good one liners to shout from the bathroom this evening
Burruss Writer • 01/27/26 02:19 PM ET
let me ask my wife, she did 5 consecutive days of colon prep ◄
VaTechie • 01/27/26 08:08 PM ET
So? What did she say?**
Nova Hokie 95 • 01/27/26 11:21 PM ET
here
VaTechie • 01/27/26 11:25 PM ET
3, 2 1...We have ignition...**
TomTurkey • 01/27/26 06:35 PM ET
Follow up each one-liner with “I’m here all night!” **
RoswellGAHokie • 01/27/26 06:22 PM ET
“What the…..I didn’t eat that!?!?!!!”**
HokieGator • 01/27/26 05:52 PM ET
Honey, Still no sign of Mr Gerbil. I told you not to take the leash off. **
Hoakie82 • 01/27/26 04:59 PM ET
When you saddle up on the horse of MiraLax, you have to be prepared for
calihokie • 01/27/26 04:24 PM ET
Whoops, didn't make it in time. Who wants to help me clean up?**
HokieAl • 01/27/26 04:22 PM ET
Sing "Jumpin' Jack Flash"**
vthhhi • 01/27/26 04:20 PM ET
Sending another package to Hopewell!!! (or whatever downriver town works)**
Tuckahokie • 01/27/26 03:42 PM ET
…I smell. You smell. We all smell Hopewell.**
chumley • 01/27/26 04:49 PM ET
That would have gone through the screen door without hitting the wires!**
MCL3 Hokie • 01/27/26 03:24 PM ET
No one can say I'm full of crap anymore!**
RhinoVT • 01/27/26 02:55 PM ET
Come out, come out, wherever you are!**
Nova Hokie 95 • 01/27/26 02:45 PM ET
And that's why they say Never trust a fart!**
Nova Hokie 95 • 01/27/26 02:44 PM ET
Quick bring me a beer, I'm dehydrated!**
UTPr0sim • 01/27/26 02:29 PM ET
It is a kinda clear liquid....**
Tafkam Hokie • 01/27/26 04:51 PM ET