When you saddle up on the horse of MiraLax, you have to be prepared for
the ride that follows
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Help me with some good one liners to shout from the bathroom this evening
-- Burruss Writer
Jan 27, 2026 at 02:19 PM ET
Burruss Writer
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01/27/26 02:19 PM ET
let me ask my wife, she did 5 consecutive days of colon prep
-- VaTechie
Jan 27, 2026 at 08:08 PM ET
VaTechie
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01/27/26 08:08 PM ET
So? What did she say?**
-- Nova Hokie 95
Jan 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM ET
Nova Hokie 95
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01/27/26 11:21 PM ET
3, 2 1...We have ignition...**
-- TomTurkey
Jan 27, 2026 at 06:35 PM ET
TomTurkey
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01/27/26 06:35 PM ET
Follow up each one-liner with “I’m here all night!” **
-- RoswellGAHokie
Jan 27, 2026 at 06:22 PM ET
RoswellGAHokie
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01/27/26 06:22 PM ET
“What the…..I didn’t eat that!?!?!!!”**
-- HokieGator
Jan 27, 2026 at 05:52 PM ET
HokieGator
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01/27/26 05:52 PM ET
Honey, Still no sign of Mr Gerbil. I told you not to take the leash off. **
-- Hoakie82
Jan 27, 2026 at 04:59 PM ET
Hoakie82
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01/27/26 04:59 PM ET
When you saddle up on the horse of MiraLax, you have to be prepared for
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-- calihokie
Jan 27, 2026 at 04:24 PM ET
calihokie
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01/27/26 04:24 PM ET
Whoops, didn't make it in time. Who wants to help me clean up?**
-- HokieAl
Jan 27, 2026 at 04:22 PM ET
HokieAl
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01/27/26 04:22 PM ET
Sending another package to Hopewell!!! (or whatever downriver town works)**
-- Tuckahokie
Jan 27, 2026 at 03:42 PM ET
Tuckahokie
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01/27/26 03:42 PM ET
…I smell. You smell. We all smell Hopewell.**
-- chumley
Jan 27, 2026 at 04:49 PM ET
chumley
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01/27/26 04:49 PM ET
That would have gone through the screen door without hitting the wires!**
-- MCL3 Hokie
Jan 27, 2026 at 03:24 PM ET
MCL3 Hokie
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01/27/26 03:24 PM ET
No one can say I'm full of crap anymore!**
-- RhinoVT
Jan 27, 2026 at 02:55 PM ET
RhinoVT
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01/27/26 02:55 PM ET
Come out, come out, wherever you are!**
-- Nova Hokie 95
Jan 27, 2026 at 02:45 PM ET
Nova Hokie 95
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01/27/26 02:45 PM ET
And that's why they say Never trust a fart!**
-- Nova Hokie 95
Jan 27, 2026 at 02:44 PM ET
Nova Hokie 95
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01/27/26 02:44 PM ET
Quick bring me a beer, I'm dehydrated!**
-- UTPr0sim
Jan 27, 2026 at 02:29 PM ET
UTPr0sim
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01/27/26 02:29 PM ET
It is a kinda clear liquid....**
-- Tafkam Hokie
Jan 27, 2026 at 04:51 PM ET
Tafkam Hokie
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01/27/26 04:51 PM ET