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Baltimore Hokie Baltimore Hokie OP
Dec 10, 2025 at 01:20 AM ET
Two horror films I recently watched:
The Monkey - cursed wind up monkey kills people in humorous ways, and it can't be destroyed. The kills were funny, but the story was really uneven, felt like chunks of it were cut out at some point. In A Violent Nature - like a Jason Vorhees story, filmed from Jason's point of view. The killer moves deliberately through the woods and no one ever sees him until it's choppin' time. Unique and extremely gory. Want to see someone get decapitated with a log splitter? This film is for you.

7 Replies

vthhhi vthhhi
7mo
I believe "The Monkey" was an adaption of a Stephen King short story.
Vtskier1 Vtskier1
7mo
Was thinking this season is ripe for a new take on frosty the snow zombie
Theme. An evil magic hat makes frosty a killer…..
Chris Coleman Chris Coleman
7mo
Sigh...
So my dream of seeing a monkey decapitate someone with a log splitter remains unfulfilled.
BG Hokie BG Hokie
7mo
I watch about 30 seconds of ***** movies a couple times a week.
Late 80s Hokie Late 80s Hokie
7mo
You finish THAT quickly? Ok, I guess.
I mean, no judgement, but I'm surprised that you'd post that. ** Edited by Late 80s Hokie at 12/10/2025, 9:56:46 AM
BG Hokie BG Hokie
7mo
I mean if you don't know your own body well enough to figure out how to be
as efficient as possible, you're not doing it right. You think it's a brag to claim hour long masturbation sessions? Ewwww dude, that's gay!
Beerman Beerman
7mo
That's why you get all them funny adverts served to you