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CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie OP
Jun 19, 2024 at 01:05 PM ET
First day of ocean lifeguard training for my kid……
About 70 trainees from all over the state were present in Huntington Beach this morning. Kicked off with another round of fitness testing. 1000yd swim under 20 min and 200yd/400yd/200yd run/swim/run in under 10 mins. I’d guess about 10 people were eliminated right off the bat. My kid passed. So far so good….

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Guy LeDouche Guy LeDouche
Is the Hoff there? Is running in slow motion a requirement?
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie OP
Only the females run in slow motion
HokieDan95 HokieDan95
Hopefully they're trained on common lifeguard issues like dealing with
Diamond Smugglers
Stork Stork
Did someone ask for rescue?
** Edited by Stork at 6/19/2024, 4:57:33 PM
scoop76cs scoop76cs
Like that kid with glasses in Sandlot?
Stork Stork
Former Virginia Beach Lifesaving Service lifeguard——>>>
Did my initial certifications at NAS Oceana Officer’s Club Pool, with Navy SEAL as instructor. Absolutely brutal. He seemed to gain much pleasure playing the part of a panicking drowner who required rescue. ** Edited by Stork at 6/19/2024, 3:00:53 PM
MEHOKIE MEHOKIE
That explains the elbow mark on your temple
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie OP
Here’s a recruiting video from a few years ago….
Stork Stork
Pretty intense. VB so flat, like guarding at a swimming pool. Biggest
challenge is waving in big old fat Ohio & West Va. tourists.
chumley chumley
…caddy day at bushwood
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie OP
Here at Crystal Cove SB the biggest issues are......
Rock rescues due to outcroppings of rock that are about 100 yards off the beach that people love to swim to and then can't figure out how to safely get back to the beach. Issues with sea life such as stingrays. Rip currents pose a significant problem. Also, neck and back injuries due to shorebreak conditions. There is also the large bodied tourist issue along with the occasional panga boat loaded with folks from other countries.
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EDGEMAN
Had no doubt he would pass.
Would guess anyone who does triathlons wouldn't have any issues doing the fitness test.
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie OP
Swimming is his weakest event…..
But he came in in middle of pack which is fine. Everyone who was there had to already have passed this testing to get accepted into training. It was therefore surprising to see some folks struggle. One guy got through the finish line and promptly puked. Another was looking so wiped that one of the instructors was yelling at him as to whether he needed medical attention. Kudos to the 48 yo guy from Santa Barbara with a total dad bod that beat my kid out of the water. I talked to the guy for a couple of minutes and he told me that he was a lifelong surfer and lifeguarding was his retirement plan.
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EDGEMAN
One of my AOCS classmates used to puke every time when he finished...
...the obstacle course. Every freaking time. He finished it in plenty of time, but dang he hurled a lot afterwards...lol
Stork Stork
My SEAL neighbor used to tell my kids when they were playing high school
sports, if they didn’t hurl at the end of their fitness runs, they were pussies.
CrystalCoveHokie CrystalCoveHokie OP
A runner and chick magnet……
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OrlandoHokie
Finally a Babewatch pic in this thread.