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MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
Apr 04, 2025 at 11:48 AM ET
bezo space plans
This is freaking mindblowing, from pirate wires... Imagine throwing $20B at something like this...Bezos has more balls than Balz on LeSabre, but then again so does my wife. Wednesday, Amazon will launch the first of 3,200 satellites for Project Kuiper, its challenge to Musk’s Starlink, the burgeoning space-internet empire beaming Wi-Fi down from low-Earth-orbit. Amazon plans to spend around $20 billion on the project, launching dozens of rockets to deploy hundreds of satellites by year’s end. The Wi-Fi satellite war is heating up, my friends, meaning we’ll soon live in a world where low-cost internet is everywhere, not gatekept by standoffish baristas or confined to 5G-data paywalls. No more government-led $42 billion rural broadband programs that connect literally zero households to the web. Internet access is about to become extremely commoditized, universally available, and faster than ever. The best part? Unanimously hated, notoriously bloated ISPs like Xfinity and Spectrum will probably die slow, agonizing deaths. They’ll finally face the consequences of their incompetence — and all it took was a billionaire pissing contest in space.

16 Replies

ColoVT82 ColoVT82
Watching the old ISP go down will be entertaining
UTPr0sim UTPr0sim
And very vulnerable to satellite killers...
ColoVT82 ColoVT82
This stuff has been around for sometime now.
MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
we have a team looking at that
HokieAl HokieAl
When does space mining begin? I want to sell some air to the belters
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ModerateHokie
soon we will live in a world where space junk rains down daily and you
can no longer put a vehicle into low earth orbit due to risk of collision.
MrBayAreaHokie MrBayAreaHokie OP
There is a good Devo song about this very thing
Baltimore Hokie Baltimore Hokie
My favorite song from that album is Gut Feeling
SDHokie SDHokie
^This^
Baltimore Hokie Baltimore Hokie
A Soviet Sputnick...hit Africa
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HokieNoVA
I prefer the Wang Chung "Space Junk" song.
HokieAl HokieAl
Nah, they'll have tek-tow in space to remove the junk parked in orbit
astrohokie astrohokie
Sux imo, let's just pollute night skies w/a bazillion damn points of light
Spud Spud
I bet Wall-E and EVE can still get through. (pic)
E
EDGEMAN
Bring it!
hoosnowahokie hoosnowahokie
Weird, I've had several sites, and several employees
get fiber internet thanks to the government's expansion on high-speed internet. Literally zero seems a bit false.