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When I lived in NYC
They said for a while they were selling the stuff to midwest farmers, then they were dumping it 100 miles out at sea because of the heavy metals they said it contained. That could have been more from all the other stuff that was collected in they system as opposed to human waste. I never really knew, so anecdotal for certain, but, man, I wouldn't want that sheet on my lawn unless I knew exactly where it came from (which leads to even more jokes).
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Human Poop. Pros/Cons. Have you ever
-- Riverguy
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:31 PM ET
Riverguy
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03/08/23 02:31 PM ET
My neighbors and HOA frown on me when I sh** in the yard. **
-- HokieGator
Mar 08, 2023 at 07:01 PM ET
HokieGator
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03/08/23 07:01 PM ET
Reminds me of a SNL skit with Gary Busey as a "Slop Jockey"**
-- Brown Water
Mar 08, 2023 at 05:11 PM ET
Brown Water
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03/08/23 05:11 PM ET
I remember going to 2-a-days at Swanson Jr. High (Arlington) in 1975,
-- Coach McGuirk
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:34 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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03/08/23 04:34 PM ET
they could sell ice to eskimos **
-- bigbadbird
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:34 PM ET
bigbadbird
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03/08/23 04:34 PM ET
Hampton Roads has Nutri-Green from the sanitation dept. People I know swear
-- Stork
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:17 PM ET
Stork
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03/08/23 04:17 PM ET
No, but I did work in a sewage treatment plant one
-- HortHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:15 PM ET
HortHokie
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03/08/23 04:15 PM ET
When my son was 4, he called the sewage plant the International Diarrhea
-- RoswellGAHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:47 PM ET
RoswellGAHokie
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03/08/23 04:47 PM ET
The workers called it the crap Factory**
-- HortHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 06:20 PM ET
HortHokie
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03/08/23 06:20 PM ET
When I was a kid, a neighbor on our street did that, it was the most vile
-- HokieSignGuy
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:55 PM ET
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03/08/23 03:55 PM ET
Cut the crap**
-- turkeywinghokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:57 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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03/08/23 03:57 PM ET
#2 reason puns are great here**
-- Riverguy
Mar 09, 2023 at 11:59 AM ET
Riverguy
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03/09/23 11:59 AM ET
I always thought your house had a funny smell, lol.**
-- Guy LeDouche
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:25 PM ET
Guy LeDouche
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03/08/23 03:25 PM ET
We did yesterday, though not on purpose - our house had explosive diarrhea
-- B777Fr8Dog
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:13 PM ET
B777Fr8Dog
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03/08/23 03:13 PM ET
Thank you for sharing. If you'd posted this on FacePlant you'd have been
-- PhotoHokieNC
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:21 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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03/08/23 04:21 PM ET
MrsFr8Dog asked me not too put on FB, the Lounge was not so lucky**
-- B777Fr8Dog
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:30 PM ET
B777Fr8Dog
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03/08/23 04:30 PM ET
The neighbors don’t mind you dropping trou in the front yard????
-- fordham
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:58 PM ET
fordham
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03/08/23 02:58 PM ET
No, not at all, just buy a port-a-john, cut hole in bottom, move it around**
-- `lag
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:13 PM ET
`lag
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03/08/23 03:13 PM ET
The Martian grew some mean potatoes with it. **
-- RoswellGAHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:54 PM ET
RoswellGAHokie
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03/08/23 02:54 PM ET
I think my lawn looks great covered in E. coli, samonella and listeria
-- Va AandM
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:53 PM ET
Va AandM
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03/08/23 02:53 PM ET
Plus, I bet walking on it would give a good dose of SSRIs and other drugs**
-- HokieSignGuy
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:55 PM ET
HokieSignGuy
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03/08/23 03:55 PM ET
not on my lawn but my flower beds
-- HokieMacDaddy
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:48 PM ET
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03/08/23 02:48 PM ET