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When I lived in NYC

They said for a while they were selling the stuff to midwest farmers, then they were dumping it 100 miles out at sea because of the heavy metals they said it contained. That could have been more from all the other stuff that was collected in they system as opposed to human waste. I never really knew, so anecdotal for certain, but, man, I wouldn't want that sheet on my lawn unless I knew exactly where it came from (which leads to even more jokes).
Posted: 03/08/2023 at 03:35 PM ET
(In response to this post by Riverguy)

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Human Poop. Pros/Cons. Have you ever
Riverguy 03/08/23 02:31 PM ET
My neighbors and HOA frown on me when I sh** in the yard. **
HokieGator 03/08/23 07:01 PM ET
Human poop
OFHokie 03/08/23 05:16 PM ET
Reminds me of a SNL skit with Gary Busey as a "Slop Jockey"**
Brown Water 03/08/23 05:11 PM ET
DYI and cut out the middle man.**
Tank 03/08/23 04:35 PM ET
I remember going to 2-a-days at Swanson Jr. High (Arlington) in 1975,
Coach McGuirk 03/08/23 04:34 PM ET
they could sell ice to eskimos **
bigbadbird 03/08/23 04:34 PM ET
the Unabomber did **
bigbadbird 03/08/23 04:33 PM ET
Hampton Roads has Nutri-Green from the sanitation dept. People I know swear
Stork 03/08/23 04:17 PM ET
No, but I did work in a sewage treatment plant one
HortHokie 03/08/23 04:15 PM ET
When my son was 4, he called the sewage plant the International Diarrhea
RoswellGAHokie 03/08/23 04:47 PM ET
The workers called it the crap Factory**
HortHokie 03/08/23 06:20 PM ET
When I was a kid, a neighbor on our street did that, it was the most vile
HokieSignGuy 03/08/23 03:55 PM ET
Sh!t post of the day!**
Major Kong 03/08/23 03:49 PM ET
Cut the crap**
turkeywinghokie 03/08/23 03:57 PM ET
#2 reason puns are great here**
Riverguy 03/09/23 11:59 AM ET
When I lived in NYC
likehokies 03/08/23 03:35 PM ET
I always thought your house had a funny smell, lol.**
Guy LeDouche 03/08/23 03:25 PM ET
We did yesterday, though not on purpose - our house had explosive diarrhea
B777Fr8Dog 03/08/23 03:13 PM ET
Thank you for sharing. If you'd posted this on FacePlant you'd have been
PhotoHokieNC 03/08/23 04:21 PM ET
MrsFr8Dog asked me not too put on FB, the Lounge was not so lucky**
B777Fr8Dog 03/08/23 04:30 PM ET
The neighbors don’t mind you dropping trou in the front yard????
fordham 03/08/23 02:58 PM ET
No, not at all, just buy a port-a-john, cut hole in bottom, move it around**
`lag 03/08/23 03:13 PM ET
The Martian grew some mean potatoes with it. **
RoswellGAHokie 03/08/23 02:54 PM ET
I think my lawn looks great covered in E. coli, samonella and listeria
Va AandM 03/08/23 02:53 PM ET
Plus, I bet walking on it would give a good dose of SSRIs and other drugs**
HokieSignGuy 03/08/23 03:55 PM ET
not on my lawn but my flower beds
HokieMacDaddy 03/08/23 02:48 PM ET