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I think my lawn looks great covered in E. coli, samonella and listeria
Gives my neighbors the ‘runs’ for the money
Thread Replies (26)
Human Poop. Pros/Cons. Have you ever
-- Riverguy
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:31 PM ET
Riverguy
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03/08/23 02:31 PM ET
My neighbors and HOA frown on me when I sh** in the yard. **
-- HokieGator
Mar 08, 2023 at 07:01 PM ET
HokieGator
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03/08/23 07:01 PM ET
Reminds me of a SNL skit with Gary Busey as a "Slop Jockey"**
-- Brown Water
Mar 08, 2023 at 05:11 PM ET
Brown Water
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03/08/23 05:11 PM ET
I remember going to 2-a-days at Swanson Jr. High (Arlington) in 1975,
-- Coach McGuirk
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:34 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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03/08/23 04:34 PM ET
they could sell ice to eskimos **
-- bigbadbird
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:34 PM ET
bigbadbird
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03/08/23 04:34 PM ET
Hampton Roads has Nutri-Green from the sanitation dept. People I know swear
-- Stork
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:17 PM ET
Stork
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03/08/23 04:17 PM ET
No, but I did work in a sewage treatment plant one
-- HortHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:15 PM ET
HortHokie
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03/08/23 04:15 PM ET
When my son was 4, he called the sewage plant the International Diarrhea
-- RoswellGAHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:47 PM ET
RoswellGAHokie
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03/08/23 04:47 PM ET
The workers called it the crap Factory**
-- HortHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 06:20 PM ET
HortHokie
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03/08/23 06:20 PM ET
When I was a kid, a neighbor on our street did that, it was the most vile
-- HokieSignGuy
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:55 PM ET
HokieSignGuy
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03/08/23 03:55 PM ET
Cut the crap**
-- turkeywinghokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:57 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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03/08/23 03:57 PM ET
#2 reason puns are great here**
-- Riverguy
Mar 09, 2023 at 11:59 AM ET
Riverguy
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03/09/23 11:59 AM ET
I always thought your house had a funny smell, lol.**
-- Guy LeDouche
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:25 PM ET
Guy LeDouche
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03/08/23 03:25 PM ET
We did yesterday, though not on purpose - our house had explosive diarrhea
-- B777Fr8Dog
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:13 PM ET
B777Fr8Dog
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03/08/23 03:13 PM ET
Thank you for sharing. If you'd posted this on FacePlant you'd have been
-- PhotoHokieNC
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:21 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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03/08/23 04:21 PM ET
MrsFr8Dog asked me not too put on FB, the Lounge was not so lucky**
-- B777Fr8Dog
Mar 08, 2023 at 04:30 PM ET
B777Fr8Dog
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03/08/23 04:30 PM ET
The neighbors don’t mind you dropping trou in the front yard????
-- fordham
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:58 PM ET
fordham
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03/08/23 02:58 PM ET
No, not at all, just buy a port-a-john, cut hole in bottom, move it around**
-- `lag
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:13 PM ET
`lag
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03/08/23 03:13 PM ET
The Martian grew some mean potatoes with it. **
-- RoswellGAHokie
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:54 PM ET
RoswellGAHokie
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03/08/23 02:54 PM ET
I think my lawn looks great covered in E. coli, samonella and listeria
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-- Va AandM
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:53 PM ET
Va AandM
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03/08/23 02:53 PM ET
Plus, I bet walking on it would give a good dose of SSRIs and other drugs**
-- HokieSignGuy
Mar 08, 2023 at 03:55 PM ET
HokieSignGuy
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03/08/23 03:55 PM ET
not on my lawn but my flower beds
-- HokieMacDaddy
Mar 08, 2023 at 02:48 PM ET
HokieMacDaddy
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03/08/23 02:48 PM ET