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I thought you worked at Publix. Maybe I was wrong. This is the first
mention you've ever made of being a licensed agent. Is that residential real estate? You keep that up to date, do you? And your electrician's license? And your plumber's? And your GC's? And wind mitigation?
FWIW, I'm in my 62nd year directly involved in the built environment - continuously since I was a sophomore in high school.
Given the HI population in my area, there are likely 1000 HIs with more experience, and I'm in my 3rd year as a licensed NC inspector, but how many I've done only matters to agents who've been pleased with my work, and nobody's keeping score. I haven't been on anybody else's payroll since December of 1983, and I'll stack my individual skills and personal business experience up against anyone's.
I've been a carpenter's helper, a finish carpenter, a framing carpenter, a maintenance (apartments) carpenter, a plaster's helper, and I also have laid block and brick, but wouldn't claim any more than you can that I'd done it for any length of time to claim legit expertise. I've worked in architecture firms, been a residential/multi-family painter and drywall hanger. I worked in trenches helping lay waterlines while I was in high school before trench shields were required.
From 1973 to 2022 I worked hand in glove with architects, building contractors, electrical engineers, property management firms, industrial property brokers, mechanical and electrical subcontractors and regional hospital and university systems producing marketing photographs and literature for people who demanded I understand their world as well as they did to sell THEIR expertise in an incredibly fast growing SE US market. These people can spot blowhards miles away, but I somehow managed to fool more than 300 of those firms and over 100,000 images they bought for 49 years, but it wasn't until now that I was exposed as a fraud.
Nice work, coach. Shucks, you caught me.
** Edited by PhotoHokieNC at 7/22/2026, 3:58:36 PM
Thread Replies (44)
@PhotoHokieNC - just completed the inspection on the 'next' house I
-- vt90
Jul 22, 2026 at 11:56 AM ET
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07/22/26 11:56 AM ET
I defend them under their Errors and Omissions insurance policies in Va
-- Spudnut
Jul 22, 2026 at 09:15 PM ET
Spudnut
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07/22/26 09:15 PM ET
You are a very good attorney...I can sense it**
-- AirborneHokie96
Jul 23, 2026 at 08:22 AM ET
AirborneHokie96
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07/23/26 08:22 AM ET
Thank you. Something tells me you
-- Spudnut
Jul 24, 2026 at 08:23 AM ET
Spudnut
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07/24/26 08:23 AM ET
still dead to me though
-- HokieMacDaddy
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:00 PM ET
HokieMacDaddy
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07/22/26 01:00 PM ET
Mine didn't see a corroded roof stove vent that leaked during a heavy rain
-- TomTurkey
Jul 22, 2026 at 04:25 PM ET
TomTurkey
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07/22/26 04:25 PM ET
Missing roof damage is pretty careless. Animal pee
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:11 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 01:11 PM ET
First home inspection I ever got, the inspector went up on the roof
-- Tafkam Hokie
Jul 22, 2026 at 04:58 PM ET
Tafkam Hokie
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07/22/26 04:58 PM ET
Drones have integral video, and they're precise and capable of spotting
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 05:44 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 05:44 PM ET
I paid for a separate roof inspector.
-- VaTechie
Jul 22, 2026 at 05:48 PM ET
VaTechie
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07/22/26 05:48 PM ET
When we sold our last house in CLT, the untrained kid inspector took a pic
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 06:00 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 06:00 PM ET
During field training, we heard from a veteran HI who said he'd inspected
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 12:09 PM ET
We sold a house about 8 years ago...
-- Vtskier1
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM ET
Vtskier1
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07/22/26 12:43 PM ET
Knowing on what and where you can plant your weight in
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 12:57 PM ET
The buyer was a fire fighter too... It was comical if you ask me, but
-- Vtskier1
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:20 PM ET
Vtskier1
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07/22/26 01:20 PM ET
I know someone down here who bought a 50+ year-old home with no inspection
-- vt90
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM ET
vt90
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07/22/26 12:13 PM ET
Ha. I make offers with no inspections. I know quite a bit about home
-- Coach McGuirk
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:05 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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07/22/26 01:05 PM ET
You are 1% of the home buyer demographic and seem to be unmindful of
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 02:17 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 02:17 PM ET
You are full of yourself. I know way more about homes than you have learned
-- Coach McGuirk
Jul 22, 2026 at 03:20 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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07/22/26 03:20 PM ET
I thought you worked at Publix. Maybe I was wrong. This is the first
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-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 03:57 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 03:57 PM ET
So you worked as a laborer. And I knew you wouldn't answer how many times
-- Coach McGuirk
Jul 22, 2026 at 04:16 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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07/22/26 04:16 PM ET
Actually, I think what's going on here is we're too much alike. Look -
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 04:34 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 04:34 PM ET
Well, I apologize for seemingly diminishing your role. We have inspection
-- Coach McGuirk
Jul 22, 2026 at 04:43 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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07/22/26 04:43 PM ET
****e, man, this is like Ali and Frazier at the weigh-ins.
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 05:37 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 05:37 PM ET
Inspections are rare here. It's a seller's market. You ask for an
-- ModerateHokie
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM ET
ModerateHokie
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07/22/26 12:57 PM ET
Buyers order inspections*. Sometimes sellers if they’re
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 02:01 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 02:01 PM ET
??? In this market, you typically get multiple offers in the desirable
-- ModerateHokie
Jul 22, 2026 at 05:17 PM ET
ModerateHokie
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07/22/26 05:17 PM ET
No ??? necessary. Multiple offers are routine in many areas and many
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 05:51 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 05:51 PM ET
When we sold our house in Virginia the buyers did a non-contingent ...
-- vt90
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:27 PM ET
vt90
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07/22/26 01:27 PM ET
Oh yeah, last time I bought a house I had an inspector walk through with us
-- ModerateHokie
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:45 PM ET
ModerateHokie
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07/22/26 01:45 PM ET
A walk-thru is a non-contractual endeavor, and an HI could place
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 02:19 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 02:19 PM ET
?? What are you talking about.**
-- ModerateHokie
Jul 22, 2026 at 05:18 PM ET
ModerateHokie
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07/22/26 05:18 PM ET
LOL, no, wait, That was MY question to you.**
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 06:01 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 06:01 PM ET
An encapsulated crawlspace tells you a lot about the seller. **
-- Stork
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM ET
Stork
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07/22/26 12:37 PM ET
They have been great and took really good care of the house ...
-- vt90
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM ET
vt90
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07/22/26 12:45 PM ET
I’ve seen a lot of encapsulated crawlspace. Anyone who goes to that expense
-- Stork
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:52 PM ET
Stork
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07/22/26 12:52 PM ET
Cheaper option layer of rock dust and vapor barrier during construction
-- jdkhokie
Jul 22, 2026 at 03:03 PM ET
jdkhokie
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07/22/26 03:03 PM ET
The whole encapsulation issue is so overblown by the remediation companies.
-- Stork
Jul 22, 2026 at 03:05 PM ET
Stork
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07/22/26 03:05 PM ET
Homes with 80-year-old un-remediated crawlspaces with adequate ventilation
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 04:47 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 04:47 PM ET
The inspector said the same thing. It was rainy and extremely humid this
-- vt90
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:26 PM ET
vt90
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07/22/26 01:26 PM ET
John Wayne Gacy should have done a better job in his crawl space.**
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:58 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 12:58 PM ET
You haven’t lived until you must inspect a crawlspace where the drain line
-- Stork
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:31 PM ET
Stork
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07/22/26 01:31 PM ET
Ewwww yeah, that’s nasty.**
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 01:51 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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07/22/26 01:51 PM ET
In the end, no HI ever breaks a deal, homes do. A lot of HIs are
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jul 22, 2026 at 12:20 PM ET
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07/22/26 12:20 PM ET