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PhotoHokieNC
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I thought you worked at Publix. Maybe I was wrong. This is the first

mention you've ever made of being a licensed agent. Is that residential real estate? You keep that up to date, do you? And your electrician's license? And your plumber's? And your GC's? And wind mitigation? FWIW, I'm in my 62nd year directly involved in the built environment - continuously since I was a sophomore in high school. Given the HI population in my area, there are likely 1000 HIs with more experience, and I'm in my 3rd year as a licensed NC inspector, but how many I've done only matters to agents who've been pleased with my work, and nobody's keeping score. I haven't been on anybody else's payroll since December of 1983, and I'll stack my individual skills and personal business experience up against anyone's. I've been a carpenter's helper, a finish carpenter, a framing carpenter, a maintenance (apartments) carpenter, a plaster's helper, and I also have laid block and brick, but wouldn't claim any more than you can that I'd done it for any length of time to claim legit expertise. I've worked in architecture firms, been a residential/multi-family painter and drywall hanger. I worked in trenches helping lay waterlines while I was in high school before trench shields were required. From 1973 to 2022 I worked hand in glove with architects, building contractors, electrical engineers, property management firms, industrial property brokers, mechanical and electrical subcontractors and regional hospital and university systems producing marketing photographs and literature for people who demanded I understand their world as well as they did to sell THEIR expertise in an incredibly fast growing SE US market. These people can spot blowhards miles away, but I somehow managed to fool more than 300 of those firms and over 100,000 images they bought for 49 years, but it wasn't until now that I was exposed as a fraud. Nice work, coach. Shucks, you caught me. ** Edited by PhotoHokieNC at 7/22/2026, 3:58:36 PM
Posted: 07/22/2026 at 03:57 PM ET
(In response to this post by Coach McGuirk)

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@PhotoHokieNC - just completed the inspection on the 'next' house I
vt90 07/22/26 11:56 AM ET
I defend them under their Errors and Omissions insurance policies in Va
Spudnut 07/22/26 09:15 PM ET
You are a very good attorney...I can sense it**
AirborneHokie96 07/23/26 08:22 AM ET
Thank you. Something tells me you
Spudnut 07/24/26 08:23 AM ET
still dead to me though
HokieMacDaddy 07/22/26 01:00 PM ET
Mine didn't see a corroded roof stove vent that leaked during a heavy rain
TomTurkey 07/22/26 04:25 PM ET
Missing roof damage is pretty careless. Animal pee
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 01:11 PM ET
First home inspection I ever got, the inspector went up on the roof
Tafkam Hokie 07/22/26 04:58 PM ET
Drones have integral video, and they're precise and capable of spotting
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 05:44 PM ET
I paid for a separate roof inspector.
VaTechie 07/22/26 05:48 PM ET
When we sold our last house in CLT, the untrained kid inspector took a pic
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 06:00 PM ET
During field training, we heard from a veteran HI who said he'd inspected
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 12:09 PM ET
We sold a house about 8 years ago...
Vtskier1 07/22/26 12:43 PM ET
Knowing on what and where you can plant your weight in
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 12:57 PM ET
The buyer was a fire fighter too... It was comical if you ask me, but
Vtskier1 07/22/26 01:20 PM ET
Sheesh.**
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 02:03 PM ET
I know someone down here who bought a 50+ year-old home with no inspection
vt90 07/22/26 12:13 PM ET
Ha. I make offers with no inspections. I know quite a bit about home
Coach McGuirk 07/22/26 01:05 PM ET
You are 1% of the home buyer demographic and seem to be unmindful of
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 02:17 PM ET
You are full of yourself. I know way more about homes than you have learned
Coach McGuirk 07/22/26 03:20 PM ET
I thought you worked at Publix. Maybe I was wrong. This is the first
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 03:57 PM ET
So you worked as a laborer. And I knew you wouldn't answer how many times
Coach McGuirk 07/22/26 04:16 PM ET
Actually, I think what's going on here is we're too much alike. Look -
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 04:34 PM ET
Well, I apologize for seemingly diminishing your role. We have inspection
Coach McGuirk 07/22/26 04:43 PM ET
****e, man, this is like Ali and Frazier at the weigh-ins.
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 05:37 PM ET
Inspections are rare here. It's a seller's market. You ask for an
ModerateHokie 07/22/26 12:57 PM ET
Buyers order inspections*. Sometimes sellers if they’re
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 02:01 PM ET
??? In this market, you typically get multiple offers in the desirable
ModerateHokie 07/22/26 05:17 PM ET
No ??? necessary. Multiple offers are routine in many areas and many
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 05:51 PM ET
When we sold our house in Virginia the buyers did a non-contingent ...
vt90 07/22/26 01:27 PM ET
Oh yeah, last time I bought a house I had an inspector walk through with us
ModerateHokie 07/22/26 01:45 PM ET
A walk-thru is a non-contractual endeavor, and an HI could place
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 02:19 PM ET
?? What are you talking about.**
ModerateHokie 07/22/26 05:18 PM ET
LOL, no, wait, That was MY question to you.**
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 06:01 PM ET
An encapsulated crawlspace tells you a lot about the seller. **
Stork 07/22/26 12:37 PM ET
They have been great and took really good care of the house ...
vt90 07/22/26 12:45 PM ET
I’ve seen a lot of encapsulated crawlspace. Anyone who goes to that expense
Stork 07/22/26 12:52 PM ET
Cheaper option layer of rock dust and vapor barrier during construction
jdkhokie 07/22/26 03:03 PM ET
The whole encapsulation issue is so overblown by the remediation companies.
Stork 07/22/26 03:05 PM ET
Homes with 80-year-old un-remediated crawlspaces with adequate ventilation
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 04:47 PM ET
The inspector said the same thing. It was rainy and extremely humid this
vt90 07/22/26 01:26 PM ET
John Wayne Gacy should have done a better job in his crawl space.**
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 12:58 PM ET
You haven’t lived until you must inspect a crawlspace where the drain line
Stork 07/22/26 01:31 PM ET
Ewwww yeah, that’s nasty.**
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 01:51 PM ET
In the end, no HI ever breaks a deal, homes do. A lot of HIs are
PhotoHokieNC 07/22/26 12:20 PM ET