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Copy your position description into your evaluation. Save. Done. 5 minutes

Actually had an employee do that. Didn’t even bother to change “the incumbent” to “I”. Needless to say his performance review was brutal. Was a low performer who I had on a Performance Improvement Plan. I had no problem recommending a Krispy Kreme Donut of a big fat zero bonus that was approved by my boss. Documented everything, along with his other incompetence, and eventually had him fired. Yes, it can be done even in the federal government. Note: I didn’t hire him; he was dumped on me by senior management when they couldn’t find a place for him. So glad I retired and don’t have to put up with that stuff anymore. Good luck with your “I”m the greatest employee ever!” statement of greatness!
Posted: 12/09/2024 at 06:30 PM ET
(In response to this post by HokieDan95)

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What should I put in my self evaluation for work?**
HokieDan95 • 12/09/24 04:11 PM ET
I am a National Treasure! **
freemason • 12/10/24 09:51 AM ET
Completed at least one task a week that a coworker should have.**
OrlandoHokie • 12/10/24 12:17 AM ET
I've been having sex with the cleaning lady, oops, is that wrong?**
vthhhi • 12/09/24 11:05 PM ET
Weaknesses: Cares too much. Works too hard. Gives 110%. **
HokieGator • 12/09/24 10:22 PM ET
When it comes to baiting, you’re the master.**
BobG • 12/09/24 09:55 PM ET
Self evaluation? Underachieving so far this year. But a good recruiter
KCHokie2 • 12/09/24 08:55 PM ET
I'm the greatest, what do you think I'll say, maybe you should evaluate me**
coshokie • 12/09/24 08:02 PM ET
Alpha. Jackhammer. Insatiable. **
RoswellGAHokie • 12/09/24 06:46 PM ET
Straight out of yourself my old dating profile**
HokieDan95 • 12/09/24 08:08 PM ET
"tryz realeey hard to be a gud worcker"**
MrBayAreaHokie • 12/09/24 06:35 PM ET
Copy your position description into your evaluation. Save. Done. 5 minutes ◄
GOHOKEE • 12/09/24 06:30 PM ET
Had an employee that gave himself all perfect scores.
turkeywinghokie • 12/09/24 07:57 PM ET
Faster than a relativistic neutron, able to jump tall containment….
scoop76cs • 12/09/24 06:29 PM ET
Tell them if they do not pay you then you will portal- find your value!!**
turkeywinghokie • 12/09/24 06:12 PM ET
Using Gen AI....
Vienna_Hokie • 12/09/24 04:35 PM ET
That's a lot of words to say, "I'm your best fry cook." TIC**
MP4VT2004 • 12/09/24 07:16 PM ET
Whoa. You don't tug on Superman's cape. And you don't
KCHokie2 • 12/09/24 08:43 PM ET
LoL ! That right there is premium State of Va employee. horsesh!t**
astrohokie • 12/09/24 05:31 PM ET
I wrote that without AI
TomTurkey • 12/09/24 06:32 PM ET
You forgot “ has wayyy too much time on my hands”**
DonHo-kieHi • 12/09/24 06:17 PM ET
Thanks, I'll just steal all that...**
HokieNoVA • 12/09/24 04:51 PM ET
How's it going to look if we turn in our evals to different companies with
HokieDan95 • 12/09/24 05:05 PM ET
Tell them, "I leveraged my online presence to extract beneficial outcomes."**
Spud • 12/09/24 08:08 PM ET
Prompt was "write self eval using as many buzzwords as possible"**
Vienna_Hokie • 12/09/24 04:57 PM ET
I was self employed. Had an ass-hat for a boss.**
DonHo-kieHi • 12/09/24 06:19 PM ET
I report to myself. This is perfect. **
reconhokie • 12/09/24 05:03 PM ET
Sweet**
HokieDan95 • 12/09/24 04:46 PM ET
Having trouble with his TPS reports.**
Spud • 12/09/24 04:28 PM ET
straight shooter with upper management written all over you**
bigbadbird • 12/09/24 04:26 PM ET
Has lots of potential, but no where to go...**
UTPr0sim • 12/09/24 04:22 PM ET
That you can't wait for everyone to be back in the office full time?
PhotoHokieNC • 12/09/24 04:22 PM ET
Ugh, I've gotta do that crap too.**
HokieNoVA • 12/09/24 04:18 PM ET
i am doing it now. kinda...waiting on my boss to provide info for project
bigbadbird • 12/09/24 04:28 PM ET