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Back in the day, I invited Wurthman, Everett, Marcus and a couple of

other Hokie Reps to our regular "get togethers" at Eastern Divide. I also routinely invited Whit, Phlegar and other staff members to the meetings. Brad showed up once, Everett showed up once, Marcus showed up once, and that was it. Did it every month for over a year. They just weren't interested, because none of us were the "whale" donors they were looking for. As @RJHokie says, they want as little human contact as possible. They don't want any relationships, just our money. That's when I started describing regular donors as "ATMs and backdrops for televised sporting events." There just like the current students. They don't want to interact, nor do they want to meet face to face.
Posted: 06/19/2026 at 07:32 PM ET
(In response to this post by 2hhoop3)

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Dropped off our final Poppin' Checks to Coach Pete yesterday,
VTChip 06/19/26 03:36 PM ET
It takes a village, but someone has to lead the village. Thanks Chip for
B Hokie 06/20/26 10:49 AM ET
That's a lot of bints. Good job. **
TomTurkey 06/19/26 05:38 PM ET
Are these funds used for specific purposes, or at the discretion of Coach
Hokie PE 06/19/26 05:27 PM ET
They are generally at Pete’s discretion.
VTChip 06/19/26 05:34 PM ET
$85K?
TomTurkey 06/19/26 05:58 PM ET
Makes a person feel good being even a small part of that.
laphroaig 06/19/26 05:24 PM ET
Total team effort - just like our ladies on the field ❤️**
VTChip 06/19/26 05:35 PM ET
I learned early in my life that people take a greater interest in anything
Hokie-2x 06/21/26 09:04 AM ET
FWIW - My donation was $251**
laphroaig 06/21/26 05:54 PM ET
Yes, but you contribute so much more to the program.
Hokie-2x 06/22/26 07:16 AM ET
Look close. It still has the part # stickers for the instructions.
laphroaig 06/22/26 07:39 AM ET
I haven't the patience to do those assemblies. Mrs. H2X does all of them.**
Hokie-2x 06/22/26 07:42 AM ET
The chairs were just tedious but the back and the seat came assembled.
laphroaig 06/22/26 07:48 AM ET
Oops, that was a typo. I meant $351**
Hokie-2x 06/22/26 07:13 AM ET
Yeah I double checked. Mine was $352.**
laphroaig 06/22/26 07:42 AM ET
Shoot, my bints cost me that much. Liberal interpretation.**
TomTurkey 06/21/26 06:16 PM ET
You could write a small book - In(t)side the Importance of Bints!**
laphroaig 06/22/26 07:43 AM ET
Giving H2x a hard time. 2025 he pledged $2/dinger, I pledged $2.01/dinger**
laphroaig 06/21/26 08:37 PM ET
Post bombed your joke**
TomTurkey 06/21/26 09:10 PM ET
I just found out my best friend from my Hokies days, 69-71 sent you $300
Hokie-2x 06/20/26 07:33 AM ET
We'll save him a seat!**
laphroaig 06/20/26 12:21 PM ET
Haven't seen him in about 40 years. He's the one that got me placed on
Hokie-2x 06/20/26 12:36 PM ET
Groucho Marx had it right:
saret 06/20/26 01:10 PM ET
Groucho was sooooo much smarter than Karl. And it's not even close.**
laphroaig 06/20/26 01:22 PM ET
Always knew it was somebody else's fault. :-)**
laphroaig 06/20/26 01:03 PM ET
That’s pretty good for an amateur fund raiser! 😁
RJHokie 06/19/26 04:43 PM ET
Thanks. Here’s the ironic part, IMHO
VTChip 06/19/26 05:43 PM ET
Mr. Chip, your conversation with the status quo "person" is REASON #1
ancient alien 2018 06/19/26 10:25 PM ET
We continue to see the fruits in pro ball and, especially, in coaching.**
TomTurkey 06/19/26 05:56 PM ET
I think it would be funny........
2hhoop3 06/19/26 05:54 PM ET
Marcus moved on several years ago. Last I heard he was at tOSU.**
saret 06/19/26 06:09 PM ET
That has to be a cushy job. **
laphroaig 06/20/26 01:49 PM ET
Don’t believe that guy is still there.
RJHokie 06/19/26 06:08 PM ET
How appropriate.......
2hhoop3 06/19/26 06:38 PM ET
Back in the day, I invited Wurthman, Everett, Marcus and a couple of
saret 06/19/26 07:32 PM ET
We certainly gave them an audience with an opportunity but we didn't fit
laphroaig 06/20/26 12:25 PM ET
Yep! And they even ignored @VTChip .**
saret 06/20/26 01:11 PM ET
That was ignorant to ignore him. **
laphroaig 06/20/26 01:27 PM ET
Well, that pretty much describes the Hokie Club.**
saret 06/20/26 01:28 PM ET
Rename them I H C - Ignorant Hokie Club?**
laphroaig 06/20/26 01:37 PM ET
Possibly. I've been calling them moribund.**
saret 06/20/26 01:46 PM ET
I believe they receive an electronic receipt/thank you response
RJHokie 06/19/26 06:41 PM ET