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Alan11
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Unless someone else can top this I win the dumbarse lounger of the week....

Hidden Valley has a new football coach, he called me yesterday to go over a few announcing changes for the year. We played Staunton River last night. Only noticeable change was we have a paid third down sponsor who donated rally towels when the team is on defense to get the crowd involved. I have to read a small sponsor script to hype the crowd up, no problem it's 15 seconds at most. Apparently I have a mental lapse and I look at the scoreboard and see it's 3rd down. I do the sponsor script and realized we are on offense. Oops. My spotter couldn't stop laughing. The band is supposed to be involved and I confused the hell out of them too. We lost 37-7 so we all got a good laugh out of my goof.
Posted: 08/30/2025 at 07:36 PM ET

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Unless someone else can top this I win the dumbarse lounger of the week....
Alan11 08/30/25 07:36 PM ET
Seems like you would fit right in at the TSL Board management.
MikeVT85 08/31/25 11:01 AM ET
I think the lack of attached images is great...
MP4VT2004 08/31/25 11:45 AM ET
Hurray! I'm for the other team!**
Tank 08/30/25 09:44 PM ET