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reestuart
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I'm not sure how to summarize the best one I've seen on our Nextdoor page.

Basically someone's mom made a post, defending her son, and telling people to lay off. The son had a limo service, and was parking the limo in the street, and the neighbors were giving him heck about it. The post went on about how hard of a worker he was, etc. Later in the day, the mom actually posted from another account. Turns out the son had set up an account as his mom to make these posts. The real mom called him a dumbass, and told him he needed to find a place to park the limo because she didn't want it in front of the house any more. The follow up posts from everyone else were great. Unfortunately, the post was taken down before I could get screenshots. My summary isn't nearly as great as the reality. I will never drop Nextdoor because I'm hopeful something like that will happen again.
Posted: 04/01/2026 at 01:35 PM ET
(In response to this post by Hokie Chris)

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This post on Nextdoor made me laugh…**
HokieGator 03/31/26 08:55 PM ET
It's both adorable and sort of sad. They're just looking for fellowship and
BG Hokie 04/01/26 12:26 PM ET
Nextdoor is the best social network for unintentional humor**
Hokie Chris 04/01/26 11:08 AM ET
My most recent favorite post (from Blacksburg): Big group of Indian Drunk
Hokie Chris 04/01/26 12:05 PM ET
I'm not sure how to summarize the best one I've seen on our Nextdoor page.
reestuart 04/01/26 01:35 PM ET
Your neighbor's backside? What kind of neighborhood is this???**
reestuart 04/01/26 01:24 PM ET
Feel proud that I don't know any of their character's names.**
EDGEMAN 04/01/26 06:22 AM ET
Sophia is hot**
turkeywinghokie 03/31/26 10:20 PM ET
Ask her if she likes DTF Backwoods Country**
HwoodHokie 03/31/26 09:31 PM ET