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One of his classics was when the CEO asked consultant, who was charging->

him another $10K, if the improvement program he was proposing and charging then for was the same one they did LAST year.. Consultant says, "NO, I assure you this one has a completely different NAME!" I loved that as a Six Sigma Green Belt working on my Black Belt project (before I bailed from the company)....AFTER we had done Total Quality Process Management which was "STRANGELY" like Six Sigma!...except it had a completely different name! Dilbert nailed corporate America for many years!
Posted: 01/13/2026 at 08:12 PM ET
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NSIR RIP Scott Adams.
PhotoHokieNC 01/13/26 12:12 PM ET
DAMN....RIP Scott Adams..Had A daily Dilbert calendar on my desk for yrs!!**
HOKIERIT 01/13/26 08:04 PM ET
Do you want $1,000 a month for 12 months, send $13,000 to
vawter85 01/13/26 04:14 PM ET
Way too young. That one sucks!**
vt90 01/13/26 12:55 PM ET
Yeah, I've outlived him. Yikes!**
`lag 01/13/26 01:10 PM ET
He seemed to be a unique thinker. I always felt that Dilbert ran too long
Hokebury 01/13/26 12:30 PM ET
My company were the pointy headed consultants he referred to in the 90' s.
Hokies81 01/13/26 01:33 PM ET
One of his classics was when the CEO asked consultant, who was charging->
HOKIERIT 01/13/26 08:12 PM ET
His series on cubicles was way too close to be coincidence **
TomTurkey 01/13/26 01:41 PM ET
He worked for Pac Bell in San Ramone. His area was a sea of cubes.**
Hokies81 01/13/26 01:47 PM ET
I think all cartoons do that...
`lag 01/13/26 01:08 PM ET
Scott Adams was a mole in our Central Office division
TomTurkey 01/13/26 01:25 PM ET
lol, but isn't that a comic exaggeration of a bald guy in the comics?
`lag 01/13/26 01:32 PM ET
Yeah, but close enough for us to NOT point it out or comment on it 🤐**
TomTurkey 01/13/26 01:35 PM ET
well, not ot him, maybe around the water cooler w/your trusted friends.
`lag 01/13/26 01:36 PM ET
Yes, and yes (me, too)**
TomTurkey 01/13/26 01:40 PM ET