I wrote that without AI
We had a Commonwealth-wide annual evaluation whereby a manager could select any of 5 ratings and accurately describe the employee's year. So, the number became the objective assessment.
Thread Replies (33)
What should I put in my self evaluation for work?**
-- HokieDan95
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:11 PM ET
HokieDan95
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12/09/24 04:11 PM ET
I am a National Treasure! **
-- freemason
Dec 10, 2024 at 09:51 AM ET
freemason
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12/10/24 09:51 AM ET
Completed at least one task a week that a coworker should have.**
-- OrlandoHokie
Dec 10, 2024 at 12:17 AM ET
OrlandoHokie
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12/10/24 12:17 AM ET
I've been having sex with the cleaning lady, oops, is that wrong?**
-- vthhhi
Dec 09, 2024 at 11:05 PM ET
vthhhi
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12/09/24 11:05 PM ET
Weaknesses: Cares too much. Works too hard. Gives 110%. **
-- HokieGator
Dec 09, 2024 at 10:22 PM ET
HokieGator
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12/09/24 10:22 PM ET
When it comes to baiting, you’re the master.**
-- BobG
Dec 09, 2024 at 09:55 PM ET
BobG
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12/09/24 09:55 PM ET
Self evaluation? Underachieving so far this year. But a good recruiter
-- KCHokie2
Dec 09, 2024 at 08:55 PM ET
KCHokie2
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12/09/24 08:55 PM ET
I'm the greatest, what do you think I'll say, maybe you should evaluate me**
-- coshokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 08:02 PM ET
coshokie
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12/09/24 08:02 PM ET
Alpha. Jackhammer. Insatiable. **
-- RoswellGAHokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:46 PM ET
RoswellGAHokie
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12/09/24 06:46 PM ET
Straight out of yourself my old dating profile**
-- HokieDan95
Dec 09, 2024 at 08:08 PM ET
HokieDan95
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12/09/24 08:08 PM ET
"tryz realeey hard to be a gud worcker"**
-- MrBayAreaHokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:35 PM ET
MrBayAreaHokie
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12/09/24 06:35 PM ET
Copy your position description into your evaluation. Save. Done. 5 minutes
-- GOHOKEE
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:30 PM ET
GOHOKEE
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12/09/24 06:30 PM ET
Had an employee that gave himself all perfect scores.
-- turkeywinghokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 07:57 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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12/09/24 07:57 PM ET
Faster than a relativistic neutron, able to jump tall containment….
-- scoop76cs
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:29 PM ET
scoop76cs
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12/09/24 06:29 PM ET
Tell them if they do not pay you then you will portal- find your value!!**
-- turkeywinghokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:12 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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12/09/24 06:12 PM ET
That's a lot of words to say, "I'm your best fry cook." TIC**
-- MP4VT2004
Dec 09, 2024 at 07:16 PM ET
MP4VT2004
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12/09/24 07:16 PM ET
Whoa. You don't tug on Superman's cape. And you don't
-- KCHokie2
Dec 09, 2024 at 08:43 PM ET
KCHokie2
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12/09/24 08:43 PM ET
LoL ! That right there is premium State of Va employee. horsesh!t**
-- astrohokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 05:31 PM ET
astrohokie
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12/09/24 05:31 PM ET
You forgot “ has wayyy too much time on my hands”**
-- DonHo-kieHi
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:17 PM ET
DonHo-kieHi
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12/09/24 06:17 PM ET
Thanks, I'll just steal all that...**
-- HokieNoVA
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:51 PM ET
HokieNoVA
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12/09/24 04:51 PM ET
How's it going to look if we turn in our evals to different companies with
-- HokieDan95
Dec 09, 2024 at 05:05 PM ET
HokieDan95
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12/09/24 05:05 PM ET
Tell them, "I leveraged my online presence to extract beneficial outcomes."**
-- Spud
Dec 09, 2024 at 08:08 PM ET
Spud
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12/09/24 08:08 PM ET
Prompt was "write self eval using as many buzzwords as possible"**
-- Vienna_Hokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:57 PM ET
Vienna_Hokie
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12/09/24 04:57 PM ET
I was self employed. Had an ass-hat for a boss.**
-- DonHo-kieHi
Dec 09, 2024 at 06:19 PM ET
DonHo-kieHi
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12/09/24 06:19 PM ET
I report to myself. This is perfect. **
-- reconhokie
Dec 09, 2024 at 05:03 PM ET
reconhokie
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12/09/24 05:03 PM ET
Having trouble with his TPS reports.**
-- Spud
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:28 PM ET
Spud
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12/09/24 04:28 PM ET
straight shooter with upper management written all over you**
-- bigbadbird
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:26 PM ET
bigbadbird
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12/09/24 04:26 PM ET
Has lots of potential, but no where to go...**
-- UTPr0sim
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:22 PM ET
UTPr0sim
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12/09/24 04:22 PM ET
That you can't wait for everyone to be back in the office full time?
-- PhotoHokieNC
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:22 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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12/09/24 04:22 PM ET
Ugh, I've gotta do that crap too.**
-- HokieNoVA
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:18 PM ET
HokieNoVA
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12/09/24 04:18 PM ET
i am doing it now. kinda...waiting on my boss to provide info for project
-- bigbadbird
Dec 09, 2024 at 04:28 PM ET
bigbadbird
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12/09/24 04:28 PM ET