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vt90
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vt90
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Yep - if you have a daughter and you name her ...

Misty, Skylar, Candy, Jasmine, or Sage you have pretty much painted their future for them.
Posted: 03/03/2026 at 10:38 AM ET
(In response to this post by Chris Coleman)

Thread Replies (26)

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Louisiana mayor on the hot crazy matrix**
HokieDan95 • 03/03/26 09:47 AM ET
Girls just wanna have fun.**
MikeVT85 • 03/04/26 10:12 AM ET
Hotter than my mom. Or my friends moms.
GreenvilleVT • 03/03/26 10:35 AM ET
Yeah, those 80's moms and their crap hair and bad looking glasses were
BG Hokie • 03/03/26 11:04 AM ET
Fondly known as Larson Far Side women.**
PhotoHokieNC • 03/03/26 05:01 PM ET
People are a lot more fitness conscious today.
EDGEMAN • 03/03/26 11:12 AM ET
Her name is Misty. That explains it.**
Chris ColemanAdmin • 03/03/26 10:31 AM ET
Play Misty for Me *clearing throat***
TomTurkey • 03/03/26 11:05 AM ET
Yep - if you have a daughter and you name her ... ◄
vt90 • 03/03/26 10:38 AM ET
Will work their way through medical school at Hooters**
VT BronzeBacker • 03/03/26 02:08 PM ET
Cinnamon! **
Baltimore Hokie • 03/03/26 01:07 PM ET
And Trinity.**
Chris ColemanAdmin • 03/03/26 10:39 AM ET
Tammy’s and Brenda’s will kick your ass**
agray123 • 03/03/26 04:50 PM ET
…Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra,
chumley • 03/03/26 12:18 PM ET
Gotta add Lynn to the end of each one.**
Tafkam Hokie • 03/03/26 02:16 PM ET
What about Trixie? **
HOKIE • 03/03/26 02:14 PM ET
Or Porsche, Mercedes, Hyundai etc etc...**
ftsumterhokie • 03/03/26 01:29 PM ET
How about Oldsmobuick?
vt90 • 03/03/26 02:12 PM ET
Or turduken**
TomTurkey • 03/03/26 04:04 PM ET
Anti-shun
EDGEMAN • 03/03/26 01:18 PM ET
Although your new neighbor has done well for herself.
Chris ColemanAdmin • 03/03/26 10:40 AM ET
Well she did find the perfect house for her situation ...
vt90 • 03/03/26 10:48 AM ET
Impressive rackage. **
RoswellGAHokie • 03/03/26 10:29 AM ET
Better looking than Stifler's mom.**
MP4VT2004 • 03/03/26 10:15 AM ET
But not Stacey's mom...... :)**
santafe • 03/03/26 11:23 AM ET
... ... ... ... "Totally!"**
EDGEMAN • 03/03/26 10:32 AM ET
Using her son to bring in partners?**
EDGEMAN • 03/03/26 10:09 AM ET