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Well, the lounge resident big baby is back from the ER. If you've ever
taken a nice whack at your thumb or finger with a hammer, that would best describe what this bite is like. The pain starts at impact, of course, but it starts to increase as the seconds tick on, and radiates up your arm. By about 20 minutes, you are fine with the hammer shot. But the pain with this bite/sting increased as the HOURS ticked by, and my whole hand felt like a steam roller went over it. By the time I got to the ER, I was kind of wincing when I spoke, and really wanted to start cursing or bite on a towel or something. It definitely seemed like I got a toxin that attacked the nerves.
I had already done the internet symptom search at home, and had started to zero in on Black Widow because I had this weird sweat going on around both bite sites, and that seemed exclusive to Black Widows. They offered me some pain meds at the ER but I declined because I don't like taking that stuff. But about an hour later, as I was pacing around trying to walk it off, I changed my mind, haha. Give it to me Doc!!! Unfortunately, it was only some souped up tylenol type thing that didn't work. Anyway, there was no definitive answer as to what it was, but I know I've never had it like that, and I don't want it again. I'm now 7 hours in, and it still hurts like it is in my bones. In a couple of hours, I believe I will self medicate with bourbon like a normal person.
Posted: 06/16/2026 at 01:44 PM ET
Thread Replies (28)
Well, the lounge resident big baby is back from the ER. If you've ever
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-- Coach McGuirk
Jun 16, 2026 at 01:44 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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06/16/26 01:44 PM ET
DAMN...here's prayers for a quick resolution of that! It SUCKS!**
-- HOKIERIT
Jun 16, 2026 at 08:01 PM ET
HOKIERIT
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06/16/26 08:01 PM ET
Did this thread really go 25 deep without a prescription for Tussin?
-- Happy Dog
Jun 16, 2026 at 06:02 PM ET
Happy Dog
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06/16/26 06:02 PM ET
Did someone call for a doctor?
-- VTHokie2000
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:59 PM ET
VTHokie2000
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06/16/26 03:59 PM ET
And as I contemplate the bourbon remedy as hour 9 hits the books with no
-- Coach McGuirk
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:47 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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06/16/26 03:47 PM ET
That’ll teach you not to get up before sunrise. **
-- Stork
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:35 PM ET
Stork
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06/16/26 03:35 PM ET
That is how I felt after a velvet ant sting on me foot
-- HOKIE
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:18 PM ET
HOKIE
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06/16/26 03:18 PM ET
They don't call em cow killers for nothin.**
-- Galenahokie
Jun 17, 2026 at 01:13 PM ET
Galenahokie
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06/17/26 01:13 PM ET
Almost definitely a vampire- your fangs will start showing shortly and
-- turkeywinghokie
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:17 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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06/16/26 03:17 PM ET
Haha.... fixed!**
-- turkeywinghokie
Jun 16, 2026 at 04:07 PM ET
turkeywinghokie
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06/16/26 04:07 PM ET
I wonder where he keeps them**
-- Brown Water
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:49 PM ET
Brown Water
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06/16/26 03:49 PM ET
It's actually par for the...no...I'm not doing it.**
-- Coach McGuirk
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:39 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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06/16/26 03:39 PM ET
Mother effer. Something nasty! **
-- ColoVT82
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:12 PM ET
ColoVT82
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06/16/26 03:12 PM ET
Dang, Coach, hang in there. Remember if you have to amputate to use...
-- Spud
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:42 PM ET
Spud
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06/16/26 02:42 PM ET
I think since he lives in the Keys, a peg leg would be appropriate.**
-- reestuart
Jun 16, 2026 at 03:32 PM ET
reestuart
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06/16/26 03:32 PM ET
Real men wedge themselves in rocks and use a pocket knife.**
-- PhotoHokieNC
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:53 PM ET
PhotoHokieNC
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06/16/26 02:53 PM ET
ouch- did you step on a snake?**
-- bigbadbird
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:04 PM ET
bigbadbird
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06/16/26 02:04 PM ET
I had a similar issue with my heel 5-6 years ago ...
-- vt90
Jun 16, 2026 at 01:57 PM ET
vt90
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06/16/26 01:57 PM ET
That's pretty creepy. Were you wearing flip-flops? I try to keep a good
-- Coach McGuirk
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:06 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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06/16/26 02:06 PM ET
No - was wearing sneakers with low socks and it got my right above the ...
-- vt90
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:10 PM ET
vt90
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06/16/26 02:10 PM ET
FYI - "Goaaaaaallllllll!" means "someone scored!" in Spanish. TIC**
-- MP4VT2004
Jun 16, 2026 at 04:42 PM ET
MP4VT2004
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06/16/26 04:42 PM ET
I will use that next week. Thanks for the heads up.**
-- vt90
Jun 16, 2026 at 04:46 PM ET
vt90
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06/16/26 04:46 PM ET
Sounds like my Spanish. Somedays it just flows, some days I am a ridiculous
-- Coach McGuirk
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:12 PM ET
Coach McGuirk
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06/16/26 02:12 PM ET
Yeah - I am better after a few beverages and then awful after three more**
-- vt90
Jun 16, 2026 at 02:13 PM ET
vt90
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06/16/26 02:13 PM ET
!! Yikes!! Stay atop of it Coach! **
-- astrohokie
Jun 16, 2026 at 01:52 PM ET
astrohokie
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06/16/26 01:52 PM ET
Seriously, not the way to celebrate the unban!**
-- TomTurkey
Jun 16, 2026 at 01:48 PM ET
TomTurkey
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06/16/26 01:48 PM ET