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Coach McGuirk
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Well, the lounge resident big baby is back from the ER. If you've ever

taken a nice whack at your thumb or finger with a hammer, that would best describe what this bite is like. The pain starts at impact, of course, but it starts to increase as the seconds tick on, and radiates up your arm. By about 20 minutes, you are fine with the hammer shot. But the pain with this bite/sting increased as the HOURS ticked by, and my whole hand felt like a steam roller went over it. By the time I got to the ER, I was kind of wincing when I spoke, and really wanted to start cursing or bite on a towel or something. It definitely seemed like I got a toxin that attacked the nerves. I had already done the internet symptom search at home, and had started to zero in on Black Widow because I had this weird sweat going on around both bite sites, and that seemed exclusive to Black Widows. They offered me some pain meds at the ER but I declined because I don't like taking that stuff. But about an hour later, as I was pacing around trying to walk it off, I changed my mind, haha. Give it to me Doc!!! Unfortunately, it was only some souped up tylenol type thing that didn't work. Anyway, there was no definitive answer as to what it was, but I know I've never had it like that, and I don't want it again. I'm now 7 hours in, and it still hurts like it is in my bones. In a couple of hours, I believe I will self medicate with bourbon like a normal person.
Posted: 06/16/2026 at 01:44 PM ET

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Well, the lounge resident big baby is back from the ER. If you've ever
Coach McGuirk 06/16/26 01:44 PM ET
DAMN...here's prayers for a quick resolution of that! It SUCKS!**
HOKIERIT 06/16/26 08:01 PM ET
Did this thread really go 25 deep without a prescription for Tussin?
Happy Dog 06/16/26 06:02 PM ET
Did someone call for a doctor?
VTHokie2000 06/16/26 03:59 PM ET
And as I contemplate the bourbon remedy as hour 9 hits the books with no
Coach McGuirk 06/16/26 03:47 PM ET
Doooode!**
astrohokie 06/16/26 04:55 PM ET
pour it on the wound**
bigbadbird 06/16/26 04:06 PM ET
That’ll teach you not to get up before sunrise. **
Stork 06/16/26 03:35 PM ET
That is how I felt after a velvet ant sting on me foot
HOKIE 06/16/26 03:18 PM ET
They don't call em cow killers for nothin.**
Galenahokie 06/17/26 01:13 PM ET
Almost definitely a vampire- your fangs will start showing shortly and
turkeywinghokie 06/16/26 03:17 PM ET
Uh - spell check on aisle 3?**
vt90 06/16/26 03:26 PM ET
Haha.... fixed!**
turkeywinghokie 06/16/26 04:07 PM ET
I wonder where he keeps them**
Brown Water 06/16/26 03:49 PM ET
It's actually par for the...no...I'm not doing it.**
Coach McGuirk 06/16/26 03:39 PM ET
Mother effer. Something nasty! **
ColoVT82 06/16/26 03:12 PM ET
Dang, Coach, hang in there. Remember if you have to amputate to use...
Spud 06/16/26 02:42 PM ET
I think since he lives in the Keys, a peg leg would be appropriate.**
reestuart 06/16/26 03:32 PM ET
Real men wedge themselves in rocks and use a pocket knife.**
PhotoHokieNC 06/16/26 02:53 PM ET
ouch- did you step on a snake?**
bigbadbird 06/16/26 02:04 PM ET
I had a similar issue with my heel 5-6 years ago ...
vt90 06/16/26 01:57 PM ET
That's pretty creepy. Were you wearing flip-flops? I try to keep a good
Coach McGuirk 06/16/26 02:06 PM ET
No - was wearing sneakers with low socks and it got my right above the ...
vt90 06/16/26 02:10 PM ET
FYI - "Goaaaaaallllllll!" means "someone scored!" in Spanish. TIC**
MP4VT2004 06/16/26 04:42 PM ET
I will use that next week. Thanks for the heads up.**
vt90 06/16/26 04:46 PM ET
Sounds like my Spanish. Somedays it just flows, some days I am a ridiculous
Coach McGuirk 06/16/26 02:12 PM ET
Yeah - I am better after a few beverages and then awful after three more**
vt90 06/16/26 02:13 PM ET
!! Yikes!! Stay atop of it Coach! **
astrohokie 06/16/26 01:52 PM ET
Seriously, not the way to celebrate the unban!**
TomTurkey 06/16/26 01:48 PM ET