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JoesterVT
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JoesterVT

I think it's about 99.37% that the banana was not your problem

Posted: 05/22/2026 at 05:41 PM ET
(In response to this post by Will Stewart)

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Has anyone here ever eaten a banana that just locked up your insides?
Will StewartAdmin • 05/22/26 05:34 PM ET
Here's your problem, your digestive tract is plumbed backwards! Your large
Galenahokie • 05/23/26 08:26 AM ET
Well! Thanks for the biology lesson!
Will StewartAdmin • 05/23/26 09:57 AM ET
I think that's called IBS?**
hoosnowahokie • 05/22/26 10:45 PM ET
Ingested Banana Syndrome?**
HOKIERIT • 05/23/26 08:28 AM ET
Amee tav fem ta bananas? Feila pudum copka digestive discomfort.**
GSOHokie01 • 05/22/26 10:45 PM ET
Sometimes a banana in the tailpipe can stall your whole system.
KCHokie2 • 05/22/26 08:15 PM ET
I think your problem may be your intestines were installed backwards. Most
Coach McGuirk • 05/22/26 06:40 PM ET
Green bananas are rich in resistant starch and fiber
EDGEMAN • 05/22/26 06:43 PM ET
I think the fiber is in the ripe ones, not the green ones.**
Coach McGuirk • 05/22/26 07:23 PM ET
Don’t buy green bananas. Wait, that came out wrong.**
HwoodHokie • 05/22/26 07:03 PM ET
Nevermind, operator erro
JoesterVT • 05/22/26 06:38 PM ET
Will's Excellent Adventure.
MikeVT85 • 05/22/26 06:20 PM ET
Did you consume it quickly and possibly not chew it up well?**
scoop76cs • 05/22/26 06:09 PM ET
Not really. It was a little green though.**
Will StewartAdmin • 05/22/26 06:25 PM ET
Like I used to tell my step daughters..
VTreddog • 05/22/26 06:47 PM ET
I think it's about 99.37% that the banana was not your problem** ◄
JoesterVT • 05/22/26 05:41 PM ET
What're you, some kinda gastroentomologist? Fake doctors bug me.**
PhotoHokieNC • 05/22/26 05:53 PM ET
It's mostly entomologists. who bug me....🤣🤣😵‍💫**
HOKIERIT • 05/22/26 07:29 PM ET
How do you know the banana was the culprit? Did you eat the tarantula?
PhotoHokieNC • 05/22/26 05:40 PM ET