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PhotoHokieNC
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How do you know the banana was the culprit? Did you eat the tarantula?

The banana may have been pushing the real obstruction through your system. Which may or may not have been a tarantula.
Posted: 05/22/2026 at 05:40 PM ET
(In response to this post by Will Stewart)

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Has anyone here ever eaten a banana that just locked up your insides?
Will StewartAdmin • 05/22/26 05:34 PM ET
Here's your problem, your digestive tract is plumbed backwards! Your large
Galenahokie • 05/23/26 08:26 AM ET
Well! Thanks for the biology lesson!
Will StewartAdmin • 05/23/26 09:57 AM ET
I think that's called IBS?**
hoosnowahokie • 05/22/26 10:45 PM ET
Ingested Banana Syndrome?**
HOKIERIT • 05/23/26 08:28 AM ET
Amee tav fem ta bananas? Feila pudum copka digestive discomfort.**
GSOHokie01 • 05/22/26 10:45 PM ET
Sometimes a banana in the tailpipe can stall your whole system.
KCHokie2 • 05/22/26 08:15 PM ET
I think your problem may be your intestines were installed backwards. Most
Coach McGuirk • 05/22/26 06:40 PM ET
Green bananas are rich in resistant starch and fiber
EDGEMAN • 05/22/26 06:43 PM ET
I think the fiber is in the ripe ones, not the green ones.**
Coach McGuirk • 05/22/26 07:23 PM ET
Don’t buy green bananas. Wait, that came out wrong.**
HwoodHokie • 05/22/26 07:03 PM ET
Nevermind, operator erro
JoesterVT • 05/22/26 06:38 PM ET
Will's Excellent Adventure.
MikeVT85 • 05/22/26 06:20 PM ET
Did you consume it quickly and possibly not chew it up well?**
scoop76cs • 05/22/26 06:09 PM ET
Not really. It was a little green though.**
Will StewartAdmin • 05/22/26 06:25 PM ET
Like I used to tell my step daughters..
VTreddog • 05/22/26 06:47 PM ET
I think it's about 99.37% that the banana was not your problem**
JoesterVT • 05/22/26 05:41 PM ET
What're you, some kinda gastroentomologist? Fake doctors bug me.**
PhotoHokieNC • 05/22/26 05:53 PM ET
It's mostly entomologists. who bug me....🤣🤣😵‍💫**
HOKIERIT • 05/22/26 07:29 PM ET
How do you know the banana was the culprit? Did you eat the tarantula? ◄
PhotoHokieNC • 05/22/26 05:40 PM ET