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Me neither PHNC, and I HATE them. I was all "proud" of myself for buying->

a house with NOT ONE southern pine tree. I was so happy/smug I'd never have to pick up pine needles and pine cones again. Then I started getting bombarded on the head.. YEP, you guessed it, GUM BALLS.. At the back edge of our property in the common area woods, are 3 of the biggest gumball trees I have EVER seen. Hell, they may be 3 of the biggest trees of ANY kind I've ever seen. This is the beginning of gumball season (as you know), so I'll be out back and on the deck tomorrow going after them. DAMNIT🤬😒
Posted: 03/06/2026 at 07:59 PM ET
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99,000 sweet gum tree balls in the yard 99,000 sweet gum balls
PhotoHokieNC 03/06/26 04:52 PM ET
When I came home for breaks in College...my Dad would point to a pile of
Tuckahokie 03/07/26 07:34 AM ET
You spent most of your breaks at VT, didn't you? TIC**
MP4VT2004 03/07/26 08:08 AM ET
Make great mulch
6GHokie 03/07/26 07:28 AM ET
Be glad you don’t have black walnut trees.**
scoop76cs 03/07/26 06:39 AM ET
This past fall was a HUGE black walnut crop. (Same with all nut trees)**
Galenahokie 03/07/26 10:12 AM ET
Obviously....**
HokieGator 03/06/26 11:16 PM ET
A quick Google gave me the answer, from AI it says
VaTechie 03/06/26 10:47 PM ET
Took me an hour to pick up ours. Cost: $0**
PhotoHokieNC 03/06/26 11:43 PM ET
fair enough, I rather spend 65 dollars to not bend over
VaTechie 03/07/26 12:54 AM ET
You know you're not done, right?**
Hokerer 03/07/26 12:13 AM ET
I left the bucket in the yard. Each time TSO and I take Jessie
PhotoHokieNC 03/07/26 09:26 AM ET
I will say as a kid I had one grass cutting customer with them
VaTechie 03/06/26 10:43 PM ET
30 inches of snow in the yard, 30 inches of snow in the yard....**
MAHokie69 03/06/26 10:04 PM ET
Me neither PHNC, and I HATE them. I was all "proud" of myself for buying->
HOKIERIT 03/06/26 07:59 PM ET
Ugh that is miserable. I think the Harvey Updyke route is your only choice.**
MP4VT2004 03/06/26 07:12 PM ET
They do a good job becoming wedged in On Cloud running shoe tread.
EDGEMAN 03/06/26 06:16 PM ET
We used to have fights with them as kids. They look like they can do some
Coach McGuirk 03/06/26 05:00 PM ET
I did the same, but they do hurt when they hit your face**
VaTechie 03/06/26 10:41 PM ET
Always called them "gumballs"..NOT something you want to walk on barefoot**
HOKIERIT 03/06/26 08:04 PM ET
Cut the offending maple tree(s) down. **
RoswellGAHokie 03/06/26 05:00 PM ET
NOT Maples..Sweetgum trees. They grow huge and have soft wood!**
HOKIERIT 03/06/26 08:00 PM ET
You are correct. Thought sweetgums were a subset of maples.
RoswellGAHokie 03/06/26 08:43 PM ET
I wouldn't have known. I LIKE Maple trees. "Gumball Trees" ..not so much!**
HOKIERIT 03/07/26 08:24 AM ET
And there I was, about to cut down all our maples.**
PhotoHokieNC 03/06/26 11:46 PM ET
Not on our property - a commercial landscape supply yard next door.**
PhotoHokieNC 03/06/26 05:03 PM ET
Ditto sort of. At least, not on our property,**
HOKIERIT 03/06/26 08:00 PM ET
Put some shade cloth up at an angle and let the roll off back to their
HokieDan95 03/06/26 05:43 PM ET
And rob myself of an opportunity to learn from the Sweet Gum Tree Academy?**
PhotoHokieNC 03/06/26 05:45 PM ET
Well I know a guy that knows a guy I'm just saying**
HokieDan95 03/06/26 07:03 PM ET
the guy who poisoned the Auburn University’s Toomer’s Corner oak trees?**
VaTechie 03/06/26 10:39 PM ET
Some gumba, I bet**
PhotoHokieNC 03/06/26 07:08 PM ET
Took care of ours with a Stihl MS-260**
Hokerer 03/06/26 05:00 PM ET
I took out a couple at my old house, these I can't go after.**
HOKIERIT 03/06/26 08:02 PM ET
Well, not with a chainsaw, anyway....**
MP4VT2004 03/06/26 08:20 PM ET