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Self evaluation? Underachieving so far this year. But a good recruiter

and X's and O's guy. ** Edited by KCHokie2 at 12/9/2024, 8:55:41 PM
Posted: 12/09/2024 at 08:55 PM ET
(In response to this post by HokieDan95)

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What should I put in my self evaluation for work?**
HokieDan95 12/09/24 04:11 PM ET
I am a National Treasure! **
freemason 12/10/24 09:51 AM ET
Completed at least one task a week that a coworker should have.**
OrlandoHokie 12/10/24 12:17 AM ET
I've been having sex with the cleaning lady, oops, is that wrong?**
vthhhi 12/09/24 11:05 PM ET
Weaknesses: Cares too much. Works too hard. Gives 110%. **
HokieGator 12/09/24 10:22 PM ET
When it comes to baiting, you’re the master.**
BobG 12/09/24 09:55 PM ET
Self evaluation? Underachieving so far this year. But a good recruiter
KCHokie2 12/09/24 08:55 PM ET
I'm the greatest, what do you think I'll say, maybe you should evaluate me**
coshokie 12/09/24 08:02 PM ET
Alpha. Jackhammer. Insatiable. **
RoswellGAHokie 12/09/24 06:46 PM ET
Straight out of yourself my old dating profile**
HokieDan95 12/09/24 08:08 PM ET
"tryz realeey hard to be a gud worcker"**
MrBayAreaHokie 12/09/24 06:35 PM ET
Copy your position description into your evaluation. Save. Done. 5 minutes
GOHOKEE 12/09/24 06:30 PM ET
Had an employee that gave himself all perfect scores.
turkeywinghokie 12/09/24 07:57 PM ET
Faster than a relativistic neutron, able to jump tall containment….
scoop76cs 12/09/24 06:29 PM ET
Tell them if they do not pay you then you will portal- find your value!!**
turkeywinghokie 12/09/24 06:12 PM ET
Using Gen AI....
Vienna_Hokie 12/09/24 04:35 PM ET
That's a lot of words to say, "I'm your best fry cook." TIC**
MP4VT2004 12/09/24 07:16 PM ET
Whoa. You don't tug on Superman's cape. And you don't
KCHokie2 12/09/24 08:43 PM ET
LoL ! That right there is premium State of Va employee. horsesh!t**
astrohokie 12/09/24 05:31 PM ET
I wrote that without AI
TomTurkey 12/09/24 06:32 PM ET
You forgot “ has wayyy too much time on my hands”**
DonHo-kieHi 12/09/24 06:17 PM ET
Thanks, I'll just steal all that...**
HokieNoVA 12/09/24 04:51 PM ET
How's it going to look if we turn in our evals to different companies with
HokieDan95 12/09/24 05:05 PM ET
Tell them, "I leveraged my online presence to extract beneficial outcomes."**
Spud 12/09/24 08:08 PM ET
Prompt was "write self eval using as many buzzwords as possible"**
Vienna_Hokie 12/09/24 04:57 PM ET
I was self employed. Had an ass-hat for a boss.**
DonHo-kieHi 12/09/24 06:19 PM ET
I report to myself. This is perfect. **
reconhokie 12/09/24 05:03 PM ET
Sweet**
HokieDan95 12/09/24 04:46 PM ET
Having trouble with his TPS reports.**
Spud 12/09/24 04:28 PM ET
straight shooter with upper management written all over you**
bigbadbird 12/09/24 04:26 PM ET
Has lots of potential, but no where to go...**
UTPr0sim 12/09/24 04:22 PM ET
That you can't wait for everyone to be back in the office full time?
PhotoHokieNC 12/09/24 04:22 PM ET
Ugh, I've gotta do that crap too.**
HokieNoVA 12/09/24 04:18 PM ET
i am doing it now. kinda...waiting on my boss to provide info for project
bigbadbird 12/09/24 04:28 PM ET