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reestuart
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We had a delivery driver do that to one of our restrooms once. Incredible

the amount of crap that was anywhere but in the toilet. Nobody knew until he was gone, so that was a really fun surprise. Crap on the walls, floor, stall, toilet itself, and a newspaper he must have used to kind of wipe it up with. Turrible.
Posted: 01/24/2024 at 02:04 PM ET
(In response to this post by HokieGator)

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"I got poop all over the bathroom, and the toilet won't flush. Also, it's
HokieGator 01/24/24 01:03 PM ET
Reminds me of college days and ExLax laced chocolate cake.**
MikeVT85 01/24/24 10:19 PM ET
How has no one posted the Ryan Steakhouse buffet story yet??**
Nova Hokie 95 01/24/24 04:02 PM ET
Well written, at least.**
HokieJay 01/25/24 12:46 PM ET
That was ........................ disgusting. Who the hell eats 3 pounds
jdkhokie 01/24/24 05:41 PM ET
Did you feed him some Red Beans and Rice?**
Tuckahokie 01/24/24 03:16 PM ET
"Go see the nurse".**
BleedinOandM 01/24/24 03:07 PM ET
My first hourly job in 10th grade...
Vtskier1 01/24/24 03:05 PM ET
We had a delivery driver do that to one of our restrooms once. Incredible
reestuart 01/24/24 02:04 PM ET
How does that happen? Barely make it to the stall...
MP4VT2004 01/24/24 03:20 PM ET
Said he had pooped his pants coming in from recess. He tried to clean it up**
HokieGator 01/24/24 06:09 PM ET
Nothing surprises me with 2nd graders, but I was referring to...
MP4VT2004 01/24/24 06:34 PM ET
If you are interested in the topic….I share this….**
CrystalCoveHokie 01/24/24 03:32 PM ET
I have no idea. I can only assume he started before he got seated.
reestuart 01/24/24 03:29 PM ET
What an *******!**
psychobilly 01/24/24 01:44 PM ET
well thats ****ty.**
VT Pez4Life 01/24/24 01:43 PM ET
Teachers should have stand-ins, stunt doubles, or body doubles. **
TomTurkey 01/24/24 01:39 PM ET
Don't know what grade you teach
RTFC 01/24/24 01:38 PM ET
2nd**
HokieGator 01/24/24 01:39 PM ET
Do any of your kids still breast feed?**
CrystalCoveHokie 01/24/24 03:02 PM ET
If so, I bet HokieGator encourages the mom to come to school for lunch. TIC**
MP4VT2004 01/24/24 06:46 PM ET
I had a professor in grad school......
CrystalCoveHokie 01/24/24 07:09 PM ET
Who was breastfeeding the professor? TIC**
MP4VT2004 01/24/24 07:18 PM ET
Were you held back from last year? 🙋‍♂️**
TomTurkey 01/24/24 01:44 PM ET
The latest stomach bug is vicious**
ModerateHokie 01/24/24 01:43 PM ET
I'm taking my Covid year(s)**
HokieGator 01/24/24 04:59 PM ET
Future business leaders of america**
kingofcassell 01/24/24 01:24 PM ET
Boeing CEO**
TomTurkey 01/24/24 01:39 PM ET
Sounds like a job for Clem Doore
Stork 01/24/24 01:21 PM ET
Is there a lower job than elementary school janitor?**
jdkhokie 01/24/24 01:12 PM ET
That head needs to be closed until it can be sanitized.
EDGEMAN 01/24/24 03:35 PM ET
Sucks being the teacher and the janitor.**
MP4VT2004 01/24/24 01:11 PM ET
Kid is ready to run for Congress. May be overqualified though.**
vt90 01/24/24 01:10 PM ET
Sounds like a crappy situation **
turkeywinghokie 01/24/24 01:05 PM ET