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Happy Dog OP
Oct 18, 2025 at 08:33 AM ET
We don't know who the next HC is, but are two things for certain
There will be something that just bugs the crap out of everyone, like Frank's sniffing, Fuente's water bottle crinkling, and Pry's note taking. We will also all hate the offensive coordinator. The real fun is going to be discerning that one thing that drives us nuts right off the bat.

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CMU Hokie
9mo
If you wants fans that care
That stuff comes with the territory. Each one’s undoing wasn’t because of their “picked on” behavior.
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Synaesthesia
9mo
It's because a lot of football fans are emotionally stunted manchildren
All of those examples you mentioned, they're things associated with the immediate aftermath of something bad happening, a negative turnover, a post-loss press conference, etc. But you can tell what they really wanted to see is the coach throwing a tantrum that mirrored their own: screaming in anger, stomping around, throwing/breaking things, a child's tantrum in an adult's body. They say they want the coach to "show emotion," but they implicitly believe that the only acceptable emotions are anger, rage, etc., because they're too stupid to see through the lens of anything beyond their own lived experience. So, what specific behavior of the new coach will annoy a bunch of VT fans? Just watch for the bad outcomes, when all the slack-jawed yokels are howling with anger, flapping their arms around, dumping all their toys on the floor. Whatever the coach is doing at that moment, that's what they're going to latch onto.
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Happy Dog OP
9mo
For real
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soflahokie
9mo
Facts, it’s turned me off college football over the last 5 years
Riverguy Riverguy
9mo
LOL... truth.
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Windows NT
9mo
one thing that the hokies drive me bat crazy is they shake their key chains
yeah the jingle bell sound should scare the opponents
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Marooned
9mo
It’s not for that. It signifies a “key play”.
I’m not big on it myself, but hey if it keeps some fans engaged, go ahead.
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Windows NT
9mo
and i thought it was for "start the bus".. LOL
CPVT3 CPVT3
9mo
All coaches take notes too lol. Not sure why this bothered everyone.
More likely was his ONLY note taking and zero energy otherwise