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Alright, alright, alright! Order on this Board! (bangs gavel)
Listen up, folks! This here, is important business!
It has been brought to my attention, that there are some here, probably closet Tarholes, who do not hate UNCheat, more than they love the Hokies!
Oh, the shame that has been visited upon us! We must root out this EVIL!
Everybody, line up! You must first vow allegiance to hating *anything* UNC (Dean Smith, Michael Jordan, Lawrence Taylor, etc.). Then, and ONLY then, will you be ALLOWED to pledge allegiance, to Virginia Tech!
Repeat after me:
I pledge allegiance, to spitting on the flag
Of the University of North Carolina
And to the monstrosity, for which it stands
One Hokie Nation, under Beamer, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!
Anyone failing to do this, will have their heads blown clean off!
You are dismissed. You may return to your usual activities.
Posted: 04/14/2026 at 10:20 AM ET
Thread Replies (23)
Alright, alright, alright! Order on this Board! (bangs gavel)
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-- HokieNL
Apr 14, 2026 at 10:20 AM ET
HokieNL
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04/14/26 10:20 AM ET
" That guy didn't give me a spit"!! Give the Governor a spit"!!**
-- ancient alien 2018
Apr 14, 2026 at 08:20 PM ET
ancient alien 2018
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04/14/26 08:20 PM ET
With a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world?
-- santafe
Apr 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM ET
santafe
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04/14/26 12:32 PM ET
It could blow your head clean off!**
-- HokieNL
Apr 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM ET
HokieNL
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04/14/26 12:38 PM ET
Do you feel lucky?...Well, do you..punk?"**
-- TomTurkey
Apr 14, 2026 at 01:10 PM ET
TomTurkey
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04/14/26 01:10 PM ET
"Hey man, I gots to know"!!**
-- ancient alien 2018
Apr 14, 2026 at 02:12 PM ET
ancient alien 2018
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04/14/26 02:12 PM ET
That's the guy............. :)**
-- santafe
Apr 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM ET
santafe
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04/14/26 12:49 PM ET
I'll have a cheeseburger, large fries and Coke.**
-- vthhhi
Apr 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM ET
vthhhi
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04/14/26 11:54 AM ET
I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke**
-- SarahVTHokie24
Apr 14, 2026 at 03:39 PM ET
SarahVTHokie24
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04/14/26 03:39 PM ET
Cue the great Aretha!! "You better think!!!" "What your trin' ta do to me!"**
-- ancient alien 2018
Apr 14, 2026 at 05:06 PM ET
ancient alien 2018
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04/14/26 05:06 PM ET
I'll have some toasted white bread please.**
-- vthhhi
Apr 14, 2026 at 04:17 PM ET
vthhhi
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04/14/26 04:17 PM ET
You want butter or jelly on that toast?**
-- SarahVTHokie24
Apr 14, 2026 at 04:37 PM ET
SarahVTHokie24
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04/14/26 04:37 PM ET
I know you jest, but Hokies who root for the Tarholes are the worst kind of
-- ModerateHokie
Apr 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM ET
ModerateHokie
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04/14/26 11:29 AM ET
Growing up in the 60s/70s it was easy to root for UNC, Duke, and the ACC.
-- 40ozDistrict
Apr 14, 2026 at 02:41 PM ET
40ozDistrict
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04/14/26 02:41 PM ET
True story, I once knew someone that was a Hokie FB fan but a UNC BB fan...
-- coshokie
Apr 14, 2026 at 02:08 PM ET
coshokie
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04/14/26 02:08 PM ET
I know someone who is a host
-- La Gargola
Apr 14, 2026 at 02:20 PM ET
La Gargola
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04/14/26 02:20 PM ET
Even when they represent the US at the World Cup or Olympics?**
-- VTHokie2000
Apr 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM ET
VTHokie2000
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04/14/26 12:59 PM ET
I am not a UNC fan. That does not stop me from not going overboard.
-- HokieNL
Apr 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM ET
HokieNL
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04/14/26 11:59 AM ET
Vehemence because I use the common GTHC phrase? Ok guy**
-- ModerateHokie
Apr 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM ET
ModerateHokie
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04/14/26 12:15 PM ET
"Thank you, Sir. May I have another?"
-- TomTurkey
Apr 14, 2026 at 11:14 AM ET
TomTurkey
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04/14/26 11:14 AM ET