Alright, alright, alright! Order on this Board! (bangs gavel)
Listen up, folks! This here, is important business!
It has been brought to my attention, that there are some here, probably closet Tarholes, who do not hate UNCheat, more than they love the Hokies!
Oh, the shame that has been visited upon us! We must root out this EVIL!
Everybody, line up! You must first vow allegiance to hating *anything* UNC (Dean Smith, Michael Jordan, Lawrence Taylor, etc.). Then, and ONLY then, will you be ALLOWED to pledge allegiance, to Virginia Tech!
Repeat after me:
I pledge allegiance, to spitting on the flag
Of the University of North Carolina
And to the monstrosity, for which it stands
One Hokie Nation, under Beamer, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!
Anyone failing to do this, will have their heads blown clean off!
You are dismissed. You may return to your usual activities.
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3mo
(In response to this post by HokieNL)
3mo
Probably not the exact quote, but you get my point........... :)
(In response to this post by HokieNL)
3mo
(In response to this post by SarahVTHokie24)
3mo
people.
(In response to this post by HokieNL)
3mo
In basketball, at least. I guess stuff just sticks with some folks. I'm talking about folks growing up in and around Roanoke and not being UVA fans.
** Edited by 40ozDistrict at 4/14/2026, 2:43:02 PM
(In response to this post by ModerateHokie)
3mo
this was back in the VT FB glory years. That told me everything I needed to know.
(In response to this post by ModerateHokie)
3mo
Of a hokie podcast that is like that
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3mo
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3mo
Neo was a failed experiment at Tech. Money not well spent. It was not a good fit. I am no basketball expert, but I think as do others, he ends up playing in Europe. I doubt he finds the NBA. If he does, good for him.
As someone else pointed out, now that he's a 'Heel, he'll drop 30 on us. Probably beats us with a half court buzzer beater. We are the kings of allowing both career nights, and improbable losses.
What stands out, is the intensity of absolute vehemence coming from you. You can feel it through the computer/phone.
Did some UNC dude, as a kid, beat you up and take your lunch money? Steal your girl? What gives?
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