soon will be the day when the universities’ traditional names will berepl
replaced with the names of the corporations who purchase “naming rights” of the school.
McDonalds Longhorns
Bucees Buckeyes
Purdue Gamecocks ( this might confuse a few folk at first)
ColoGuard Cavaliers
Dr Schols Tar Heels
Hariboo Bruins
Seresto Bulldogs
Trojan Trojans
United Way Volunteers
Southern Baptist Deacons
Gillette Razorbacks
maybe the federal government will even get involved:
the NOAA Hurricanes
maybe even international buyouts:
Republic of Ireland Irish
Posted: 07/02/2026 at 03:22 PM ET
Thread Replies (10)
soon will be the day when the universities’ traditional names will berepl
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-- HtownHokie
Jul 02, 2026 at 03:22 PM ET
HtownHokie
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07/02/26 03:22 PM ET
Hokie Bail Bonds???**
-- ancient alien 2018
Jul 02, 2026 at 06:34 PM ET
ancient alien 2018
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07/02/26 06:34 PM ET
sounds like an over-hyped SF Giants' one man team to me**
-- HtownHokie
Jul 06, 2026 at 11:18 PM ET
HtownHokie
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07/06/26 11:18 PM ET
Tysons Gobblers? Butterball Gobblers?
-- Vippie1
Jul 02, 2026 at 03:34 PM ET
Vippie1
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07/02/26 03:34 PM ET
inspired!!? simple brand name added to mascot name. - not creative at all**
-- HtownHokie
Jul 06, 2026 at 11:20 PM ET
HtownHokie
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07/06/26 11:20 PM ET
Perdue Gobblers...it takes a tough man to make a tender turkey**
-- Tuckahokie
Jul 03, 2026 at 07:40 AM ET
Tuckahokie
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07/03/26 07:40 AM ET
I bet Purdue is already working on that sponsor.**
-- EDGEMAN
Jul 03, 2026 at 07:54 AM ET
EDGEMAN
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07/03/26 07:54 AM ET
The Purdue Evan Williams whiskey and Hamm's Beer Boilermakers sounds okay.
-- KCHokie2
Jul 03, 2026 at 08:03 PM ET
KCHokie2
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07/03/26 08:03 PM ET
Hamms beer!! One of my favorites. "Brewed in the land of sky blue waters"**
-- ancient alien 2018
Jul 04, 2026 at 05:59 PM ET
ancient alien 2018
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07/04/26 05:59 PM ET