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HtownHokie HtownHokie OP
Jul 02, 2026 at 03:22 PM ET
soon will be the day when the universities’ traditional names will berepl
replaced with the names of the corporations who purchase “naming rights” of the school. McDonalds Longhorns Bucees Buckeyes Purdue Gamecocks ( this might confuse a few folk at first) ColoGuard Cavaliers Dr Schols Tar Heels Hariboo Bruins Seresto Bulldogs Trojan Trojans United Way Volunteers Southern Baptist Deacons Gillette Razorbacks maybe the federal government will even get involved: the NOAA Hurricanes maybe even international buyouts: Republic of Ireland Irish

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1980VT 1980VT
Hokie Bacon
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ancient alien 2018
1mo
Hokie Bail Bonds???
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EDGEMAN
Chico's
** Edited by EDGEMAN at 7/3/2026, 7:54:06 AM
HtownHokie HtownHokie OP
sounds like an over-hyped SF Giants' one man team to me
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Vippie1
1mo
Tysons Gobblers? Butterball Gobblers?
Trojan Trojans was inspired .
HtownHokie HtownHokie OP
inspired!!? simple brand name added to mascot name. - not creative at all
Tuckahokie Tuckahokie
Perdue Gobblers...it takes a tough man to make a tender turkey
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EDGEMAN
I bet Purdue is already working on that sponsor.
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KCHokie2
The Purdue Evan Williams whiskey and Hamm's Beer Boilermakers sounds okay.
From the land of the sky-blue waters to Sea Bass's table. ** Edited by KCHokie2 at 7/3/2026, 8:04:04 PM
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ancient alien 2018
Hamms beer!! One of my favorites. "Brewed in the land of sky blue waters"