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hokieZ71
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Scene from the movie Jurassic Park.

A man is being rescued and sitting in the back of a jeep with a leg injury after surviving a dinosaur attack. He is waiting for his rescuers to return to the Jeep so they can get to safety when he sees vibrations in the cup of water sitting next to him. He then hears very low thuds and realizes the Tyrannosaurus Rex is coming back. The ACC is evidently that man. ****EDIT****. Oh wait, I just watched a clip. This is the first attack when a different man (an idiot lawyer) is sitting in an Explorer with two kids. One of the smart kids is looking at the glasses of water and then hears the thuds. The idiot says “It’s just the power coming back on”. The idiot later dies when the T-Rex eats him while he is hiding on a toilet. It’s very possible the ACC is instead this idiot instead of the first man, who survived multiple Jurassic Park movies full of Dinosaurs. The first man, played by the incomparable Jeff Goldblum, is clearly the Big XII. The idiot is the ACC. The T-Rex is the SEC. And the Big Ten is inGen, the company behind the entire park. Oh, and UVA is the steaming pile of Triceratops crap at the start of the film. ** Edited by hokieZ71 at 6/17/2024, 6:57:18 PM
Posted: 06/17/2024 at 06:45 PM ET
(In response to this post by ombandit)

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Josh Pate with a tweet hinting at ACC contraction coming soon**
HartwoodHokie 06/17/24 02:31 PM ET
Maybe the message is that all this realignment is like water torture. It
wwhokie1 06/18/24 10:18 AM ET
Well, if so, it's definitely working 🤣**
Maroon Baboon 06/18/24 01:26 PM ET
Here's two things I think it could be. 1) FSU and CU to SEC 2) dissolution
Maroon Baboon 06/18/24 02:00 AM ET
A breakaway faction of schools from the ACC
obguthr 06/18/24 07:10 AM ET
Interesting angle on ND. Wasn't thinking of that.**
Maroon Baboon 06/18/24 10:26 AM ET
That might include a Big Ten scheduling deal for football
TerryD 06/18/24 12:46 PM ET
I don't understand it. So I disagree until proven otherwise
SpeakToDamien 06/18/24 12:04 AM ET
maybe there is a settlement coming. Or FSU just says F it and gives notice
HokieAl 06/18/24 12:08 AM ET
Pate Has a Lot More Credibility Than Those YouTube Click-Bait Practitioners
WarHog38 06/17/24 09:43 PM ET
Pate is well connected and obviously knows something is about to go down.
WBGV 06/17/24 11:11 PM ET
Very plugged in FSU buddy says..
kt22hokie 06/17/24 08:28 PM ET
Only 10+ more years of the ACC collecting F$U's TV revenue.**
EDGEMAN 06/18/24 08:46 AM ET
very interesting tactic
DMV Gobbler 06/18/24 07:05 AM ET
Not sure how that works...
SMU Pony 06/17/24 09:41 PM ET
Yes, with negotiated exit fee ***
INSIDE99 06/17/24 08:37 PM ET
Pate already knows
INSIDE99 06/17/24 07:29 PM ET
WTH was that? **
ombandit 06/17/24 05:53 PM ET
Scene from the movie Jurassic Park.
hokieZ71 06/17/24 06:45 PM ET
Thx for clearing that up, I had mistakenly decided it was Battle of Verdun**
ombandit 06/17/24 07:23 PM ET
If there is an unscheduled meeting being called, it could be...
obguthr 06/17/24 05:10 PM ET
Probably an official announcement by FSU and/or CU
Victor Tango 06/17/24 06:00 PM ET
Maybe he means the ACC office is being attacked by dinosaurs**
LonghornHokie 06/17/24 03:04 PM ET
Our problem has been dinosaurs working at the ACC offices for years.**
VTDante 06/17/24 03:48 PM ET
Nothing to worry about there...**
EDGEMAN 06/17/24 03:23 PM ET
Josh sometimes misses (ex May Chaos), but he's more credible
VT757to276 06/17/24 02:55 PM ET
Glass half full or half empty???
mjfhokie 06/17/24 02:55 PM ET
could be interpreted to cover almost anything.**
wwhokie1 06/17/24 05:56 PM ET
How do you see contraction? **
Sunsetunderground 06/17/24 02:50 PM ET
He followed it up with a contraction confirmation**
Femoyer Hokie 06/17/24 04:14 PM ET
I see it as y’all
HokieAl 06/17/24 03:03 PM ET
Incomplete list. Missing "you'ins". Grundy folk use that term a lot.**
Nortazhokie 06/17/24 06:14 PM ET
And Yous. Just add the "s" for plural. Very common is some places.
wwhokie1 06/18/24 10:12 AM ET
I grew up in Maryland (DC suburbs) and it was always you guys,
Femoyer Hokie 06/17/24 04:34 PM ET
It's missing yous, yoots, and yinz**
LonghornHokie 06/17/24 04:05 PM ET
It’s also missing all y’all.**
hokieball 06/17/24 09:25 PM ET
Y'all might want to look again**
LonghornHokie 06/17/24 11:44 PM ET
How many votes are needed? **
Sunsetunderground 06/17/24 03:13 PM ET
Probably all y'all needed :)**
HokieAl 06/17/24 05:16 PM ET
Not familiar with him
cvillehokie92 06/17/24 02:43 PM ET
He's more of a commentator than a reporter. But his commentary if great.
Maroon Baboon 06/17/24 05:05 PM ET
I don't know how credible his sources are
Victor Tango 06/17/24 04:04 PM ET