“In the classic Seinfeld episode "The Revenge," George Costanza famously quits his job, going out in a hail of a blaze of verbal glory, telling off his boss in a way that many employees fantasize about but so few rarely do. George then strategizes with Jerry about his next move and, having come to the realization he quit with zero forethought and he's not qualified to do any of the jobs he'd like to do, he ultimately realizes his best move will be the roll into the office on Monday morning like nothing happened. It goes about as well as you'd expect.”