At least he didn't flip him the bird
A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares inventively on the youth's multicolored mohawk.
The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?"
The man responded with "I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."
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I'll let you fill in the rest.
(In response to this post by statmanfromHCyrs)