Once, when I visited a monastery I saw someone cooking French fries. I…
couldn’t resist asking, “Are you the friar?”
He answered, “No, I’m the chip monk.”
Not that this has anything to do with your problem, but dad jokes on Father’s Day? Who can resist?
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Chip, Alvin, Brittany, Dale, Simon, Jeanette, Theodore and Eleanor may just
-- Late 80s Hokie
Jun 18, 2023 at 11:03 AM ET
Late 80s Hokie
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06/18/23 11:03 AM ET
Once, when I visited a monastery I saw someone cooking French fries. I…
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-- Spud
Jun 18, 2023 at 01:08 PM ET
Spud
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06/18/23 01:08 PM ET
Mouse poison only makes them talk normal.**
-- Major Kong
Jun 18, 2023 at 01:03 PM ET
Major Kong
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06/18/23 01:03 PM ET
Ask Carl the Greenskeeper... he should be able to assist.
-- Hokie CPA
Jun 18, 2023 at 12:28 PM ET
Hokie CPA
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06/18/23 12:28 PM ET
Mostly jus because They’re worse than the squirrels on
-- Late 80s Hokie
Jun 18, 2023 at 02:39 PM ET
Late 80s Hokie
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06/18/23 02:39 PM ET
Raccoons fill an important ecological niche
-- 6GHokie
Jun 18, 2023 at 04:57 PM ET
6GHokie
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06/18/23 04:57 PM ET
So the Newspaper Headline from the county (rural) where I practiced
-- DonHo-kieHi
Jun 19, 2023 at 12:00 AM ET
DonHo-kieHi
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06/19/23 12:00 AM ET
Eh...I quit feeding the birds...only served to keep the feral cats happy**
-- JoesterVT
Jun 18, 2023 at 02:59 PM ET
JoesterVT
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06/18/23 02:59 PM ET
I guess it’s more that the chipmunks empty the bird seed in 4 hours.
-- Late 80s Hokie
Jun 18, 2023 at 05:35 PM ET
Late 80s Hokie
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06/18/23 05:35 PM ET
If you really want to get rid of them it sounds like you just need a BB gun
-- MP4VT2004
Jun 18, 2023 at 08:56 PM ET
MP4VT2004
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06/18/23 08:56 PM ET
Ours are Ok, they keep the deck under the bird feeders cleaned up**
-- Hokerer
Jun 18, 2023 at 12:14 PM ET
Hokerer
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06/18/23 12:14 PM ET
I put poison down (the green kind that looks like alfalfa pellets) &
-- 3011Cochrane
Jun 18, 2023 at 11:51 AM ET
3011Cochrane
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06/18/23 11:51 AM ET