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Simple explanation guy on motorcyle gets in violent collision

his penis gets lopped off and goes flying through the air and lands in the back of a traveling pick up truck that was not involved in crash. Guy in pick up truck later stops at station to get some gas, beer and fishing bait. As he loads the cooler in the back of truck he notices the penis. After some debate whether to contact authorities or use it as fishing bait he decides against it and lowers the tailgate hops in the back and gives it a swift kick with Tony Lamas out the back. He is in hurry and doesn't need the hassle.
Posted: 02/01/2023 at 09:43 AM ET
(In response to this post by HokieGator)

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Anyone here drop something at a gas station in Alabama?
HokieGator 01/31/23 10:58 PM ET
Nobody wanted that organ donation**
Hokie1744 02/01/23 07:45 PM ET
It was a cereal killer. They wanted a banana for their cereal.**
MrBayAreaHokie 02/01/23 03:55 PM ET
How can they write an article and leave so many questions unanswered**
ModerateHokie 02/01/23 12:22 PM ET
Simple explanation guy on motorcyle gets in violent collision
jdkhokie 02/01/23 09:43 AM ET
That actually makes sense, 'cept for the thought of keeping it for bait 😵‍**
HOKIERIT 02/01/23 10:17 AM ET
Does Lorena bobbit have a alibi?**
Hokie1992 02/01/23 06:34 AM ET
yes, but Lorena's evidence "wouldn't stand up in court"**
greybeard hokie 02/01/23 10:26 AM ET
Man, that’s nuts. **
Stork 02/01/23 04:14 AM ET
Do you thing it belongs to a TSL member?**
HOKIE 02/01/23 06:27 AM ET
Should we do a head count?**
JoesterVT 02/01/23 08:11 AM ET
If you have the balls to try**
statmanfromHCyrs 02/01/23 09:18 AM ET
Like going over viagra falls.... **
Vtskier1 02/01/23 10:41 AM ET