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CrystalCoveHokie
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Im a bit skeptical about some of these numbers….

But Turkey and Sweden make sense to me. No wonder the Italians and French don’t win wars. The Germans don’t win wars either….Maybe early success was due to constipation.
Posted: 10/03/2025 at 12:57 PM ET

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Im a bit skeptical about some of these numbers…. ◄
CrystalCoveHokie • 10/03/25 12:57 PM ET
. . . would you believe a 25 for Russia?**
MikeVT85 • 10/04/25 11:31 AM ET
Diarrhea cha cha cha.**
HokieGator • 10/03/25 11:02 PM ET
That's the worst version of the Risk board game ever.**
Tank • 10/03/25 08:28 PM ET
I am full Dr. Sheldon Cooper. One constitutional every morning upon waking.
TomTurkey • 10/03/25 04:47 PM ET
Thank you for sharing. Lounge mornings are irreparably soiled now.**
PhotoHokieNC • 10/03/25 04:56 PM ET
Hey, it (better) happens. .**
astrohokie • 10/03/25 07:35 PM ET
My work here is done. **
TomTurkey • 10/03/25 05:29 PM ET
Is that per 100K citizens?**
PhotoHokieNC • 10/03/25 04:38 PM ET
Did that come from the Onion?**
EDGEMAN • 10/03/25 04:32 PM ET
holy crap, 7x/day??
B777Fr8Dog • 10/03/25 04:07 PM ET
I wonder if I should start keeping track.**
PhotoHokieNC • 10/03/25 04:41 PM ET
You mean don’t already? 😱**
B777Fr8Dog • 10/04/25 01:31 AM ET
Is it too late to begin or do I just start all over?**
PhotoHokieNC • 10/04/25 06:23 AM ET
Well, whatta buncha sh!t**
astrohokie • 10/03/25 03:36 PM ET
Irelande 2 a week all them taters and Guinness will really back you up!**
vthhhi • 10/03/25 03:04 PM ET
Two a week? If I only went twice a week I'd gargle Drano**
mancunian • 10/03/25 02:44 PM ET
that mediterranean diet is brutal on the plumbing**
ModerateHokie • 10/03/25 02:38 PM ET
France at 45 seems low. Those cheese eating surrender monkeys are full of **
Spud • 10/03/25 01:56 PM ET
Sorry, but those number can't be correct. Spain in the avg is 6.86 per day**
Hokebury • 10/03/25 01:50 PM ET
clearly not real...poseda be funny, I guess...**
JoesterVT • 10/03/25 01:54 PM ET
And AI disagrees. "There is no definitive average number of weekly bowel
Hokebury • 10/03/25 02:12 PM ET
AI, which cannot sh**, couldn't give one, either.**
PhotoHokieNC • 10/03/25 04:40 PM ET
Moldova and Macedonia must consider bubble gum a food group**
Victor Tango • 10/03/25 01:28 PM ET
no way any of those extremes are legit....
JoesterVT • 10/03/25 01:23 PM ET
Is that Macedonia at 1 per week? Explains Alexander the Great I guess **
HwoodHokie • 10/03/25 01:21 PM ET
Italy at 55 isn't a glowing recommendation for the Mediterranean Diet.**
EDGEMAN • 10/03/25 01:06 PM ET
Very effective fast digestive systems. Or crapping your pants driving
HwoodHokie • 10/03/25 01:24 PM ET
I'm holding at 7**
EDGEMAN • 10/03/25 01:00 PM ET