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Coach McGuirk
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Followup on the donut thread...I remember I was in college, deep in thought

as any college student is (cough), and I thought to myself. "What is the worst possible food you could put in your pie hole?". I began a pensive discussion with the other illuminati present - my stoned roommates - and we came to a consensus. Could it be the donut? Hmmm...start with white flour, butter, heavy whipping cream. Mix it all up, then FRY it. And lastly, coat it with all kinds of sugar! That just about covers everything. I have had little trouble resisting donuts after I thought about it like that. But those ones that are like eclairs? The ones with the chocolate on the outside, and the real eclair sauce inside (not the bogus twinkie stuff)...man, oh man. If somebody brings me one of those with some black coffee, I'm a goner.
Posted: 09/01/2025 at 06:39 PM ET

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Followup on the donut thread...I remember I was in college, deep in thought
Coach McGuirk 09/01/25 06:39 PM ET
Heavy whipping cream was probably the healthiest ingredient
EDGEMAN 09/02/25 05:16 AM ET
Smile like a doughnut **
Vtskier1 09/01/25 09:09 PM ET
I think this puts some perspective on that claim.**
chemhokie 09/01/25 08:19 PM ET
At least a donut knows it is unhealthy
Tafkam Hokie 09/02/25 02:50 PM ET
Heck yeah. Skip the OJ, gimme those 3.5 donuts. **
HokieGator 09/01/25 08:59 PM ET
Belly Bombs **
WestyHokie 09/01/25 07:29 PM ET
…a donut with no hole, is a Danish**
chumley 09/01/25 07:07 PM ET
Nananananaaa... **
Burruss Writer 09/02/25 09:04 AM ET
A flute with no holes, is not a flute.**
Spud 09/01/25 07:43 PM ET
So says the Zen philosopher Basho **
MrBayAreaHokie 09/03/25 12:46 AM ET