Guys, it's time to shoot your shots with Britney Spears in the DMs. Your first crush is officially on the market after her divorce from Sam Asghari went final after a six-month waiting period to declare the couple officially done with each other. In a typical Britney Instagram post where she uses coded language, the woman who stole our hearts in the late 1990s, celebrated the divorce news and her 43rd birthday on Monday. "Before dinner red lips and delicious wine 👄🍷!!!" Spears wrote on Instagram. What's it all mean? No idea, but there's no denying that if you're looking to take a ride on the crazy train after your own crazy divorce, this is your woman.